Parody threads - works in progress

The Sandbox General
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Actuary Slighting

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Neighbors are the wurst

Sort of a “when life hand you lemons…” theme. If you don’t care for your neighbors, maybe a tasty sausage is in order.

https://community.goactuary.com/t/neighbors-are-the-worst/3992

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Actuary Sighing

It also features @meep except when posters try to be punny.

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:roll_eyes:

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Ketchup with Tom

https://community.goactuary.com/t/catch-up-with-tom/5086

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Don’t say gas bill
Crap it was cold last month. I just don’t want to know. At least it wasn’t this bad

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so is this where martin shkreli went to work?

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Not exactly. Companies buying gas on spot market in emergency situations being allowed to pass costs onto consumers. Not a good feature of a regulated market.

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Kansas was also affected. $11/mo for five years is better than my friend whose house is all-electric and who got an $1,800 bill last year - his house is 1,000 sq ft and he set it to 55° during the cold snap.

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Olive Oyl, should I even bother? I mean, Popeye and Bluto are always up there, does a guy have a chance?

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Refinishing an old cooter

https://community.goactuary.com/t/refinishing-an-old-cooey/5294

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“Celebrities Who Think You are Ugly”

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Biden STFU 22

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French Erection

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Will Zemmour triumph as the leaner to the Right?

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Take a #2 by noon ET Friday 5/6/2022

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Remembering the mayo

http://community.goactuary.com/t/remembering-the-ao

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Can Someone Mansplain

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Expensive irony board - Elon Musk buys free speech for $44B.

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Expensive ironing broad