Gastronomy News Thread
Perhaps I should start a thread with that name
Gastronomy News Thread
Perhaps I should start a thread with that name
Tom, thanks for not dating Ao fan today
Lapdance for Child
:chrishansen:
although this actually happened a few years ago:
Tom, thanks for upvoting my GoA banter today
The Man-tits of Florida Man
:shudder:
Vax authorities chasing after me
FLICK COVID!
TeX authorities chasing after me
because I forgot a ` somewhere
Wax authorities chasing after me (and my hairy ass)
Lax authorities chasing after me
…or not. Whatever.
Sex authorities chasing after me
Alright, I think we’ve exhausted this one…
Ax authorities chasing after me
Bitching with Nerds
Ditching …
Hex authorities chasing after me because I used binary
529 Kids
(what a birthday party if they were all born the same day!)
FTD Disaster - accidentally sent my wife’s flowers to my mistress, and vice versa.
I’m retireing
Do you think I should spring for the Michelins?
You have snow tires where you live??
Do gyros belong on lettuce?
I’m rehiring
I’m re-tire-ing - No longer have that nice 4mm of treads