Parody threads - works in progress

Gastronomy News Thread

Perhaps I should start a thread with that name

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Tom, thanks for not dating Ao fan today

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Lapdance for Child :grimacing: :chrishansen:

although this actually happened a few years ago:

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Tom, thanks for upvoting my GoA banter today

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The Man-tits of Florida Man

:shudder:

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Vax authorities chasing after me

FLICK COVID!

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TeX authorities chasing after me

because I forgot a ` somewhere

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Wax authorities chasing after me (and my hairy ass)

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Lax authorities chasing after me

…or not. Whatever.

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Sex authorities chasing after me

Alright, I think we’ve exhausted this one…

Ax authorities chasing after me

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Bitching with Nerds
Ditching …

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Hex authorities chasing after me because I used binary

529 Kids

(what a birthday party if they were all born the same day!)

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FTD Disaster - accidentally sent my wife’s flowers to my mistress, and vice versa.

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Why do all GoAers have to read the same posts?

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I’m retireing

Do you think I should spring for the Michelins?

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You have snow tires where you live??

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Do gyros belong on lettuce?

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I’m rehiring

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I’m re-tire-ing - No longer have that nice 4mm of treads

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