Parody threads - works in progress

[SteveGrondin]

Common Law Charger:
If your girlfriend has been living with you in your single wide for 7+ years, do you have rights to her Dodge?

[dr_t_non-fan]

Need to get Tiffany’s take.

[ArthurItas]

Would you Abelian Grape for your country?

Would you rape for your country?

Lots of people would kill for their country. There’s an entire job sector and support system built around it. But what if it was changed to rape? I think kill is probably worse than rape, but what say you? How many would join the military if that was the condition? More would join? Less?

[T-roy]

Need a thread titled “What I never want to think about”.

[dr_t_non-fan]

“Parity threads – wokes in progress.”

[ArthurItas]

Practice stakes

Do first time vampire hunters just take their shot, or do they practice staking a few things first? You ever buy like 10 stakes just to practice?

Practice Steaks

You ever buy like 10 steaks just to practice making them? I was thinking of doing that but it sounds wasteful. And I think if there were cow heaven that cow would have been saddened to know that it lived it’s life just to become a practice steak for someone. But if I bought practice steaks I would learn a lot faster.

[SteveGrondin]

Hmm

[dr_t_non-fan]

Apes You’d Recommend
Recommendations

Not a big Julius fan, but Zira, ooh…

[T-roy]

Travel Vices

[T-roy]

Parrot-y threads in the works (I’m thinking more like the Jimmy Buffet genre)

[T-roy]

Markering Actuaries

[SteveGrondin]

@T-roy

Parrot-y heads in the works

I ChIP’d your post.

[1695814]

Polo making a combeback?
:marco:

[SteveGrondin]

Polio making a combback. I do the same to cover my bald spot.

[1695814]

Yeah, polo is usually played on a flat field, not a short valley or hollow on a hillside or coastline.

[T-roy]

Should I try THE backdoor method?

[ArthurItas]

Can you deduct deflated footballs from your taxes?

Asking for Tom Brady

Can you deduct inflated dollars from your taxes?

Since inflation weakens the purchasing power of the dollar, whatever dollars you have sitting in your bank account are worth less. Can you deduct this from your taxes as a capital loss?

[ArthurItas]

Improved health and lifestyle from quitting drinking bleach

Improved health and lifestyle from quitting drinking

The old AO health & fitness section used to have a good thread about the benefits (and difficulties) of quitting drinking. It was a good place for folks to talk about where they were in the process and how it was changing their lives (for better and/or worse). I waited a year for some one else to start one, but I guess I have to the be alcoholic that makes the first post. I’ll be 2 years sober this December (minus a few times I fell off wagon, so I don’t exactly have my chips). This is a BFD fo…

[ArthurItas]

Do you twerk outside the house?

Do you work outside the house?

No, not you!! In PC circles, I was trained to ask a woman (ok, never had for a man) who I suspected was housewife and mother. “Do you work outside the home” which was intended to validate all the work they do maintaining the house and family. Maybe all this lead in was unnecessary, but whatever. Anyway, I was in conversation with someone and went to ask the question and realized many of us don’t work outside the home and the question has lost it’s purpose. Yes, I analyzed this all midsente…

[ArthurItas]

Ruining thread

Running thread

running sucks