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[ArthurItas]

Cash out a small penis?

Cash out a small pension?

I have a very small pension from my first job that I left over 10 years ago. I honestly haven’t looked into it much since the payments at retirement would be so small. It looks like the cash benefit right now is around 18k with an estimated lump sum of 61k or 410/month if I waited until I’m 65 in 22 years. A couple weeks ago, I rolled over my old 401k into Fidelity where I have my current 401k and personal investment account. The benefit of cashing out the pension now is I could consolidate tha…