Parody threads - works in progress

[SteveGrondin]

Grifted in NYC. I am beginning to think this isn’t a Rolex, should my wrist be green?

[ArthurItas]

Android’s new enormous cock

Word spoilered as NSFW

[SteveGrondin]

Wife extender woes. - does a marriage license need renewing?

[ArthurItas]

TWSS Thread

JWST thread

Have you been aware of the last few years? Its already begun!

[JFG]

I’d subscribe to that.

[ArthurItas]

Favorite professional farts

Any legendary crop dusting stories you can share?

Favorite professional fonts

Long time ago, I used the Riverside font to add my name to footers in printouts, as it looked similar to my signature. One day, a new windows/office suite was installed and it was gone. Good news these days is that I do not make stuff for people who require aesthetics anymore. So, Times New Roman is my go-to, for me to read.

[dr_t_non-fan]

“Why is the BBC so big??”

[ArthurItas]

90 day burping challenge

90 day burpee challenge

Ideas for you and your log [Log Training Session - Warrior Workout videos 1]

[SteveGrondin]

Mannoyed Thoughts:
Had it with manspreading? Been mansplained to once too often? You are definitely mannoyed.

[dr_t_non-fan]

Commercials that mannoy me

All beer commercials.

[SteveGrondin]

I’ve got some personal ties to the Swedish Bikini Team, so I can’t hate them all.

[dr_t_non-fan]

Hanoied Thoughts.
I’ve been thinking about The Domino Theory: If Vietnam falls, is China next?

[ArthurItas]

Actuary Slighting

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Actuary Sighting

From “The Best of R. A. Rafferty” the Hugo Award story Eurema’s Dam: Albert was too awkward to earn a living at an honest trade. He was reduced to peddling his little tricks and contrivances to shysters and promoters. But he did back into a sort of fame, and he did become burdened with wealth. He was too stupid to handle his own monetary affairs, but he built an actuary machine to do his investing and he became rich by accident. He built the damned thing too good and he regretted it.

[ArthurItas]

Neighbors are the wurst

Sort of a “when life hand you lemons…” theme. If you don’t care for your neighbors, maybe a tasty sausage is in order.

https://community.goactuary.com/t/neighbors-are-the-worst/3992

[JFG]

Actuary Sighing

It also features @meep except when posters try to be punny.

[meep]

[ArthurItas]

Ketchup with Tom

https://community.goactuary.com/t/catch-up-with-tom/5086

[SteveGrondin]

Don’t say gas bill
Crap it was cold last month. I just don’t want to know. At least it wasn’t this bad

The Winter Gas Bill From Hell: Oklahomans Face Paying $1.4 Billion Over Snow...

[tommie.frazier]

so is this where martin shkreli went to work?

[SteveGrondin]

Not exactly. Companies buying gas on spot market in emergency situations being allowed to pass costs onto consumers. Not a good feature of a regulated market.