News that makes you say WTF?!?!

I couldn’t get over him doing this without ropes.

Isn’t that how you get a centaur?

I watched the replay on Sunday, already knowing that he’d been successful, and still got the heebie-jeebies several times. Like, when on the rings right near the top, he hooked a leg in and released his arms, and just lay back, like he was in a recliner. I’m like,maaaan, that shit is crazy. And then he just stood on top of the ball for like 5 minutes, taking selfies and whatnot. My butt puckered so hard!!!

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Harkens back to the days where people would “pole sit” for hours . . . and that one guy who would walk across Niagara Falls on a tight rope . . . pushing a wheel barrow . . . with his friend in it.

Tightrope Walkers - Niagara Falls Public Library

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-man-found-guilty-of-tunnelling-into-upstairs-neighbour-s-apartment-9.7071656

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/olive-garden-horror-184932

suicide by deep fryer

Oof. You’ve got to be in a really bad place to think thats the best way to go.

That sounds painful. There was a link in that story to this one -

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/indecent-vacuum-473958

He is now not allowed within 150 feet of any vacuum cleaners.

I had to double check the date (nope not April 1st) because for sports….this is a wtf one.

Should have kept their hose clean

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saaaaaaailing

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I was going to put this in news that makes me laugh….

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commentary:

derek guy

@dieworkwear

ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing

Time to exchange my gold for paraffin

That’s how they do pants!!!

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If you put pariffin in your genitalia, does that make pariffinalia?

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@quoll decided to wax poetic on us

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wax on, whacks off?

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Gotta be well hung to hang.

I hear hyaluronic acid is good for wrinkly skin.