if the guy next to me dies i figure they’d leave him there if there were no other seats. Maybe they’d swap some to put the deceased on the window so no one is trapped behind them.
but with options and leaving me next to a corpse? yikes.
no mention of the corpse’s stance on who gets to use the arm rest or if reclining is ok.
Can’t believe Billy McFarland is organizing Fyre 2.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me
OK, this time there will actually be a tropical resort? Last time I recall it was just an island.
More specifically, the event will be staged at “Playa FYRE,” according to the festival’s website — though the GPS coordinates provided on the festival’s website appear to point to a landless spot to the west of Isla Mujeres.
Oh, not even an island this time!!
… is scheduled for May 30 to June 2 on Isla Mujeres, a Mexican island and vacation destination a few miles off the coast from Cancun.
Alright, this island does have several places to stay.
“I’m not in charge of booking the talent,” McFarland added.
There is much left to plan. The Isla Mujeres municipal government said in a statement that no permits had been requested or approved for the festival.
Less than three months away and no permits (yet), no band bookings (yet).
Only 2000 tickets, but range from $1400 to $1.1MM. Sorry, but I cannot see any amount of “exclusive” fun being anywhere near even the bottom range for me. There are plenty of YOLOs and FOMO’s out there, though. Have fun.
anybody who buys deserves what they get
I totally didn’t do it, and now I’m going to help other non-murderers who also totally didn’t do it. 
could get O.J. to guest-post.
Well, an AI version of OJ, trained on all his old Hertz commercials.
You certainly don’t want to train it on his behavior in private.
More like a hypothesis that was disproven pretty quickly.
exaclty. CAN you walk in the airport with only 15 minutes to spare and make it? yes. would you always…HELL NO.
i ignore when they say 90 minutes or 2 hrs. but i don’t intentionally cut it down to “already boarding time” arrival bc missing a flight is the worst
Airport theory is for suckers.
This should be renamed Dumbass Theory
Article should be renamed “Airport theory trend is causing nincompoops to miss their flight”.
Which of you CA peeps do not want to lose this deal?
Does that include the insurance commissioner?
See if the local bishop will allow a dispensation to eat nutria on Fridays during Lent, like how muskrat is allowed in the Detroit area.