My simple solution for crowd safety

Just charge more money so fewer people show up.

How much should you charge to see the President inaugurated?

1 million dollas

Just as the founders intended :judge:

Three fiddy?

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IFYP

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Same as downtown.

Did you happen to mention this to Elon Musk a week or so ago?

best solution is have everybody wear 2 ft spikes around their whole body

Alternately . . .

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alt#3: everybody must wear scuba gear

everyone drops acid and say peace and love

lol plur