March Madness 2026 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

:person_facepalming:

That’s two in a row…

Let’s see if I can start a non-zero streak here!

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Quick Summary:
:skull_and_crossbones:

It’s Friday, and it served us well, as both completed games went three throws each, and each ended with the same lesson: Nothing beats good ol’ Rock… when you throw scissors. In the game with the more severe consequences, NumericalNeuroticism’s Rock knocked out MountainHawk, and thus NN earns the sixth seat in the Elite Eight, and is just a match away from the Final Four… but NN’s gotta get through the regional titleholder first, SteveGrondin!

Who will grab the last two spots in the Elite Eight? Stay tuned to find out, and keep sending in those throws! :+1:

soyleche Region

NerdAlert defeats Breadmaker in Game 3, NerdAlert leads (2-1)
S-R-S Breadmaker
S-R-R NerdAlert

soyleche      ---- soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    
(BYE)

ALivelySed  4 ---- ALivelySed  2
Echo        1

-----------------------------------

SteveWhite  3
Breadmaker  4 ---- Breadmaker  1

NerdAlert   4 ---- NerdAlert   2
meep        2

SteveGrondin Region

NmrclNeurot defeats MtnHawk in Game 5, NmrclNeurot wins (4-1)
P-S-S MtnHawk
P-S-R NmrclNeurot

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 4 ---- StevGrondin 0
(BYE)

EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 1
ThNtrsLINUS 3

-----------------------------------

MtnHawk       ---- MtnHawk     1
(BYE)

NmrclNeurot 4 ---- NmrclNeurot 4 ---- NmrclNeurot 0
CindyLouWho 3

Ted_Hoffman Region

TedHoffman    ---- TedHoffman  0
(BYE)

Actuary321  3
AbstractAct 4 ---- AbstractAct*0

-----------------------------------

OldTimer      ---- OldTimer    4 ----  OldTimer    
(BYE)

VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 1
AlexioXela  1

skysn93 Region

skysn93       ---- skysn93     2
(BYE)

BruteForce  4 ---- BruteForce  4 ---- BruteForce* 0
DoctorWho   3

-----------------------------------

JFG           ---- JFG         4 ---- JFG         1
(BYE)

OutdoorAct  1
WishBear    4 ---- WishBear    2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

I’m not sure that the intern fixed the problem.

It looks more like a ranting of a lunatic trying to get Iran to open the Hormuz Strait . . .

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Well done @NumericalNeuroticism!

I though JFG won the first set of throws against BruteForce. I thought that was what the intern missed. I guess the intern missed it twice or my screen is wonky.

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IFYP

Nope, that wasn’t the intern’s fault… :person_facepalming: :person_facepalming:

Let’s try this again:

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Oh no! We suck again!.gif

Thanks MH, gg

Ha, I didn’t even notice that!

Quick Summary:
:oh_noes:

Well, that’s not the ideal start to someone’s Monday… and in this case, that “someone” is Breadmaker, who is now down 3-1 to NerdAlert, with a trip to the Elite Eight on the line! :oh_noes: indeed!

Meanwhile we’ve finally got our last contestant in the arena, as Ted_Hoffman dutifully took plenty of time to scout the opposition… and then lost anyways. (But If I were AbstractActuary, I’d be a little :face_with_raised_eyebrow: on that one - just look back on Ted_Hoffman’s run in the 2025 tournament, and you’ll quick realize it could all be part of the plan! :tfh:)

We started out the week at 10 folks; let’s see how many make it to the end of the week… stay tuned, and keep sending in those throws! :+1:

soyleche Region

NerdAlert defeats Breadmaker in Game 4, NerdAlert leads (3-1)
R-P Breadmaker
R-S NerdAlert

soyleche      ---- soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    
(BYE)

ALivelySed  4 ---- ALivelySed  2
Echo        1

-----------------------------------

SteveWhite  3
Breadmaker  4 ---- Breadmaker  1

NerdAlert   4 ---- NerdAlert   3
meep        2

SteveGrondin Region

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 4 ---- StevGrondin*0
(BYE)

EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 1
ThNtrsLINUS 3

-----------------------------------

MtnHawk       ---- MtnHawk     1
(BYE)

NmrclNeurot 4 ---- NmrclNeurot 4 ---- NmrclNeurot 0
CindyLouWho 3

Ted_Hoffman Region

AbstractAct defeats TedHoffman in Game 1, AbstractAct leads (1-0)
P TedHoffman
S AbstractAct

TedHoffman    ---- TedHoffman  0
(BYE)

Actuary321  3
AbstractAct 4 ---- AbstractAct 1

-----------------------------------

OldTimer      ---- OldTimer    4 ----  OldTimer    
(BYE)

VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 1
AlexioXela  1

skysn93 Region

JFG defeats BruteForce in Game 2, JFG leads (2-0)
S BruteForce
R JFG

skysn93       ---- skysn93     2
(BYE)

BruteForce  4 ---- BruteForce  4 ---- BruteForce  0
DoctorWho   3

-----------------------------------

JFG           ---- JFG         4 ---- JFG         2
(BYE)

OutdoorAct  1
WishBear    4 ---- WishBear    2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

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Oh, dear. I do not like winning.

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:oh_noes:

That emoji just does not carry the same weight with no movement.

Um, it’s moving for me…
:oh_noes:

oh, maybe it’s just me then :cry:

Kind of like your score!

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:cry:

Quick Summary:
:skull_and_crossbones:
:oh_noes:

There were ten, and now… now there are nine. :skull:

That’s right - we’ve lost another one today, as Breadmaker couldn’t quite fend off NerdAlert, and thus NerdAlert advances to the Elite Eight, to take on the Regional Titleholder (and defending champion) soyleche, with a seat at the Final Four on the line!! :open_mouth:

Meanwhile, as one disappears from the cliff’s edge, another emerges - who is that I see there? :squinting: Ah, it’s BruteForce who has arrived at the cliff’s edge, and with a big task ahead, being down 3-0. Looks like JFG’s got 4 chances to win the region - how hard can that be, right? (Yes, I’m totally going for the announcer’s curse here - gotta get some extra drama in here to feed the ratings, ya know!).

How long can BruteForce last? Stay tuned to find out!! (and keep sending in those throws! :+1:)

soyleche Region

NerdAlert defeats Breadmaker in Game 5, NerdAlert wins (4-1)
S Breadmaker
R NerdAlert

soyleche      ---- soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    0
(BYE)

ALivelySed  4 ---- ALivelySed  2
Echo        1

-----------------------------------

SteveWhite  3
Breadmaker  4 ---- Breadmaker  1

NerdAlert   4 ---- NerdAlert   4 ---- NerdAlert   0
meep        2

SteveGrondin Region

StevGrondin defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 1, StevGrondin leads (1-0)
S-P-P StevGrondin
S-P-R NmrclNeurot

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 4 ---- StevGrondin 1
(BYE)

EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 1
ThNtrsLINUS 3

-----------------------------------

MtnHawk       ---- MtnHawk     1
(BYE)

NmrclNeurot 4 ---- NmrclNeurot 4 ---- NmrclNeurot 0
CindyLouWho 3

Ted_Hoffman Region

TedHoffman    ---- TedHoffman* 0
(BYE)

Actuary321  3
AbstractAct 4 ---- AbstractAct 1

-----------------------------------

OldTimer      ---- OldTimer    4 ----  OldTimer    
(BYE)

VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 1
AlexioXela  1

skysn93 Region

JFG defeats BruteForce in Game 3, JFG leads (3-0)
S BruteForce
R JFG

skysn93       ---- skysn93     2
(BYE)

BruteForce  4 ---- BruteForce  4 ---- BruteForce  0
DoctorWho   3

-----------------------------------

JFG           ---- JFG         4 ---- JFG         3
(BYE)

OutdoorAct  1
WishBear    4 ---- WishBear    2

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

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