March Madness 2025 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

I’ve been worried about facing @Echo in past tournaments.

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It’s political, but it’s apropos to this thread:

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Okay, I think we got all the dust knocked off the scoreboard and got all the kinks worked out of the system, so we’re finally ready to get our first update!

We had a great turnout for the opening throws, and the VA and T.N.Linus Regions get a :star: for perfect attendance for the first day - well done! The EC Region fell just short of that standard, and there was a little more hesitation in the JFG Region, but that’s kinda understandable, since the thought of having to take on the defending RPS champion can be a bit daunting.

Barring surprises (and/or lack of throws) my intent is to update twice a day every work day, so as always, contestants - please keep sending in those throws! Let’s keep this crowd entertained! :+1:

JFG Region

TedHoffman defeats OutdoorAct in Game 1, TedHoffman leads (1-0)
P OutdoorAct
S TedHoffman

JFG           ---- JFG          
(BYE)

OldTimer    0
Klaymen*    0

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ALivelySed  0
WishBear*   0

OutdoorAct  0
TedHoffman  1

Ezekial_Cumberland Region

IPD defeats MtnHawk in Game 1, IPD leads (1-0)
R-R MtnHawk
R-P IPD

EzeklCumber   ---- EzeklCumber  
(BYE)

MtnHawk     0
IPD         1

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StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 
(BYE)

Echo        0
Actuary321* 0

Vorian_Atreides Region

SteveWhite defeats KidRock in Game 1, SteveWhite leads (1-0)
R SteveWhite
S KidRock

BruteForce defeats Whiskey in Game 1, BruteForce leads (1-0)
P BruteForce
R Whiskey

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds  
(BYE)

SteveWhite  1
KidRock     0

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soyleche      ---- soyleche       
(BYE)

BruteForce  1
Whiskey     0

The_Notorious_LINUS Region

NmrclNeurot defeats AbstractAct in Game 1, NmrclNeurot leads (1-0)
P NmrclNeurot
R AbstractAct

skysn93 defeats CindyLouWho in Game 1, skysn93 leads (1-0)
R skysn93
S CindyLouWho

ThNtrsLINUS   ---- ThNtrsLINUS  
(BYE)

NmrclNeurot 1
AbstractAct 0

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1695814       ---- 1695814      
(BYE)

skysn93     1
CindyLouWho 0

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

:waffle: :doughnut:

:coffee: :popcorn:

Go CLW!!! :heart_eyes:

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The good news is nearly everyone who is in an active match has submitted throws - we’ve heard at least once from everyone except for Echo (say JFG, can you do something about that??).

We now have two players that are halfway to advancing to the next round :+1: … which also means we have two players who are halfway to getting eliminated! :frowning:

Things still in the testing-the-waters stage in the opening round, as most matches are still only going one throw, with just a single game going two throws in each of the first two updates, and none any further. However, we all know with all the RPS veterans here that this will be changing soon, as players start to develop their late-match tactics - we’ve seen it before, we’ll see it again… and we’ll love every minute of it! :heart: :popcorn:

Keep those throws coming! :+1:

JFG Region

OldTimer defeats Klaymen in Game 1, OldTimer leads (1-0)
R-R OldTimer
R-S Klaymen

WishBear defeats ALivelySed in Game 1, WishBear leads (1-0)
P ALivelySed
S WishBear

TedHoffman defeats OutdoorAct in Game 2, TedHoffman leads (2-0)
R OutdoorAct
P TedHoffman

JFG           ---- JFG          
(BYE)

OldTimer    1
Klaymen     0

-----------------------------------

ALivelySed  0
WishBear    1

OutdoorAct  0
TedHoffman  2

Ezekial_Cumberland Region

MtnHawk defeats IPD in Game 2, series tied (1-1)
S MtnHawk
P IPD

EzeklCumber   ---- EzeklCumber  
(BYE)

MtnHawk     1
IPD         1

-----------------------------------

StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 
(BYE)

Echo        0
Actuary321* 0

Vorian_Atreides Region

BruteForce defeats Whiskey in Game 2, BruteForce leads (2-0)
P BruteForce
R Whiskey

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds  
(BYE)

SteveWhite  1
KidRock*    0

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soyleche      ---- soyleche       
(BYE)

BruteForce  2
Whiskey     0

The_Notorious_LINUS Region

ThNtrsLINUS   ---- ThNtrsLINUS  
(BYE)

NmrclNeurot 1
AbstractAct 0

-----------------------------------

1695814       ---- 1695814      
(BYE)

skysn93*    1
CindyLouWho 0

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

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:hotdog: :beverage_box:

:popcorn:

:popcorn:

This is not going well…

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You’re just setting a trap, right? Right?!

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It’s like the dreaded two goal lead in hockey. Bruteforce is going to wish that he had kept it zero-zero as long as possible.

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Apologies for the lateness of tonight’s update, but one good thing about waiting this long is we got a lot of throws in, so good job outta all y’all! :+1:

Echo has finally shown up, so noweveryone has checked in who has an active match :+1: :+1: .
That bodes well for an active Friday (remember, even if it’s a DNGAF Friday for you, you still can make throws here - it’s not that strenuous!).

And not to say I called it, but, well… I called it. The matches are already picking up in intensity, especially in the T.N.Linus region, where the two active games went three and four throws to tie up both matches!! :astonished: The VA Region also threw in a 3-throw game for good measure as well.

Keep those throws coming, and Friday should have better timed updates, because you gotta frequently check in on the RPS tournament on Friday, right? Right! :+1:

JFG Region

OldTimer defeats Klaymen in Game 2, OldTimer leads (2-0)
S OldTimer
P Klaymen

JFG           ---- JFG          
(BYE)

OldTimer    2
Klaymen     0

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ALivelySed* 0
WishBear    1

OutdoorAct* 0
TedHoffman  2

Ezekial_Cumberland Region

Actuary321 defeats Echo in Game 1, Actuary321 leads (1-0)
P Echo
S Actuary321

EzeklCumber   ---- EzeklCumber  
(BYE)

MtnHawk*    1
IPD         1

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StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 
(BYE)

Echo        0
Actuary321  1

Vorian_Atreides Region

SteveWhite defeats KidRock in Game 2, SteveWhite leads (2-0)
S-S-R SteveWhite
S-S-S KidRock

Whiskey defeats BruteForce in Game 3, BruteForce leads (2-1)
R BruteForce
P Whiskey

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds  
(BYE)

SteveWhite  2
KidRock     0

-----------------------------------

soyleche      ---- soyleche       
(BYE)

BruteForce  2
Whiskey     1

The_Notorious_LINUS Region

AbstractAct defeats NmrclNeurot in Game 2, series tied (1-1)
R-R-R-S NmrclNeurot
R-R-R-R AbstractAct

CindyLouWho defeats skysn93 in Game 2, series tied (1-1)
S-R-P skysn93
S-R-S CindyLouWho

ThNtrsLINUS   ---- ThNtrsLINUS  
(BYE)

NmrclNeurot 1
AbstractAct 1

-----------------------------------

1695814       ---- 1695814      
(BYE)

skysn93     1
CindyLouWho 1

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

The hated squirrel!:dog:

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You’re still a good girl.

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(I was just gonna try to sneak this in and see if anyone noticed, but I’m just gonna admit it instead.)

Tournament Notice

There was an oversight in setting up the tournament. Doctor_Who signed up, but was inadvertantly left off the sign-up list (y’all know we would never advertantly do such a thing!).

As a result, Doctor_Who has now been added to the tournament, albeit as the last signer-upper (yes, that’s the official RPS term) instead of at Doctor_Who’s original seed (that’s the best we can do under the circumstances). This means that soyleche no longer has a bye, but other than that everything else in the tournament is the same as before.

The RPS Tournament Committee regrets this oversight, and accepts any and all scorn/heckling for this error. Thank you.

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Boo! Boo! Hiss! Get a new pair of glasses, ref!!!

My chances of winning just went from 1/n to 1/(n+1)! This is outrageous! This is despicable!

Actually, now that cooler heads have prevailed, it’s the right thing to do. :toth:

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… and now that we have that notice out of the way, let’s get to the update!

Quick Summary:
:oh_noes:

That’s right - we’re breaking out the Quick Summary for the first time in the tournament! For those of you new to the RPS tournament, the quick summary will tell you the major highlights of what’s happening in the brackets. We’ll introduce each summary icon as we go - the :oh_noes: tells us that a player is just one throw away from elimination! In this case, even though Whiskey put up a valiant 3-throw fight, Whiskey is now down 3-1, and thus in :oh_noes: status until it changes, for better or worse. (We at RPS HQ always root for the rally, because that’s what gets us the ratings!)

Otherwise, we’re sitting at a lot of matches halfway there, so this afternoon’s update could be chock full o’ goodness… so stay tuned (and keep sending in those throws! :+1:).

JFG Region

OutdoorAct defeats TedHoffman in Game 3, TedHoffman leads (2-1)
R OutdoorAct
S TedHoffman

JFG           ---- JFG          
(BYE)

OldTimer    2
Klaymen*    0

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ALivelySed* 0
WishBear    1

OutdoorAct  1
TedHoffman  2

Ezekial_Cumberland Region

MtnHawk defeats IPD in Game 3, MtnHawk leads (2-1)
P MtnHawk
R IPD

EzeklCumber   ---- EzeklCumber  
(BYE)

MtnHawk     2
IPD         1

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StevGrondin   ---- StevGrondin 
(BYE)

Echo*       0
Actuary321  1

Vorian_Atreides Region

BruteForce defeats Whiskey in Game 4, BruteForce leads (3-1)
S-P-P BruteForce
S-P-R Whiskey

VorianAtrds   ---- VorianAtrds  
(BYE)

SteveWhite  2
KidRock*    0

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soyleche    0 
DoctorWho   0

BruteForce  3
Whiskey     1

The_Notorious_LINUS Region

ThNtrsLINUS   ---- ThNtrsLINUS  
(BYE)

NmrclNeurot 1
AbstractAct*1

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1695814       ---- 1695814      
(BYE)

skysn93*    1
CindyLouWho 1

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

Fire the intern!

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