March Madness 2024 (a.k.a the annual Rock-Paper-Scissors tournament)

Not when Echo wins the whole thing, then I can at least say it took the champ to take me down!

Go @Echo

@UltimateAnyone thanks again for modding.

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Hiding His Nuts [GIF] : r/funny

In our last episode, we were left with this:
:popcorn:
for the last seat in the Elite Eight. It has been a back-and-forth match between the Regional Titleholder Kid_Rock and The_Notorious_LINUS. Last year Kid_Rock (almost) made it through the entire tournament making comebacks and taking Game 7. Was 2023 just an odd year for Kid_Rock, or does the streak continue?

Apparently Kid_Rock can’t even… The_Notorious_LINUS advances to the Elite Eight!!

But wait - what’s this on the horizon…

:oh_noes:

That’s right folks, JFG is just a single throw away from advancing the Final Four! :astonished:

With all this drama, how can you not stay tuned??

(And keep sending in those throws! :+1: )

Echo Region

VorianAtrds defeats Echo in Game 1, VorianAtrds leads (1-0)
P-P Echo
P-S VorianAtrds

Echo          ---- Echo        4 ---- Echo        0
(BYE)

MtnHawk     3
Doctor_Who  4 ---- Doctor_Who  2

-----------------------------------

SteveWhite  4 ---- SteveWhite  1
AbstractAct 1

VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 1
IPD         2

Klaymen Region

Klaymen       ---- Klaymen     1
(BYE)

EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 0
WishBear    2

-----------------------------------

1695814       ---- 1695814     2
(BYE)

ALivelySed  1
Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey*    0

Kid_Rock Region

ThNtrsLINUS defeats Kid_Rock in Game 7, ThNtrsLINUS wins (4-3)
P Kid_Rock
S ThNtrsLINUS

Kid_Rock      ---- Kid_Rock    3
(BYE)

BruteForce  3
ThNtrsLINUS 4 ---- ThNtrsLINUS 4 ---- ThNtrsLINUS 0

-----------------------------------

NmrclNeurot 3
skysn93     4 ---- skysn93     4 ---- skysn93     0

soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    2
twig93      3

OutdoormanNowActuary Region

JFG defeats OldTimer in Game 3, JFG leads (3-0)
P OldTimer
S JFG

OutdoorAct    ---- OutdoorAct  3
(BYE)

Actuary321  2
OldTimer    4 ---- OldTimer    4 ---- OldTimer    0

-----------------------------------

JFG           ---- JFG         4 ---- JFG         3
(BYE)

StevGrondin 4 ---- StevGrondin 2
meep        3

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

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i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/028/328/a...
hehehehe

Distracting technique #1 worked wonderfully well on @Echo . . .

Puppy-kicking commencing!!

And with that, March Sadness may commence.

t_update ~ Poisson(λ)
λ ~ uniform(0,5)

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gg, Kid Rock!

You blinked first!

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Lolol

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Better late than never, right? Right?

:cricket: :cricket: :cricket:

Oh well :person_shrugging: Y’all still get a late update anyways! :+1:
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In our last update, we had :oh_noes: appear for OldTimer, who was down 3-0 to JFG.

Did the Acme :broom: Comapny finally make a sale this tournament?

It took a couple of throws, but OldTimer shooed away that :broom: salesman - OldTimer is still alive!

Meanwhile, the other matches for a seat in the Final Four have kicked off, and Echo already scared away the :broom: salesman, evening up the match with VA.

I’m thinking we’ll learn our Final Four this week, so stay tuned (and keep sending in those throws!) :+1:

Echo Region

Echo defeats VorianAtrds in Game 2, series tied (1-1)
R-P Echo
R-R VorianAtrds

Echo          ---- Echo        4 ---- Echo        1
(BYE)

MtnHawk     3
Doctor_Who  4 ---- Doctor_Who  2

-----------------------------------

SteveWhite  4 ---- SteveWhite  1
AbstractAct 1

VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 1
IPD         2

Klaymen Region

EzeklCumber defeats Whiskey in Game 1, EzeklCumber leads (1-0)
P EzeklCumber
R Whiskey

Klaymen       ---- Klaymen     1
(BYE)

EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 1
WishBear    2

-----------------------------------

1695814       ---- 1695814     2
(BYE)

ALivelySed  1
Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     0

Kid_Rock Region

skysn93 defeats ThNtrsLINUS in Game 1, skysn93 leads (1-0)
S ThNtrsLINUS
R skysn93

Kid_Rock      ---- Kid_Rock    3
(BYE)

BruteForce  3
ThNtrsLINUS 4 ---- ThNtrsLINUS 4 ---- ThNtrsLINUS 0

-----------------------------------

NmrclNeurot 3
skysn93     4 ---- skysn93     4 ---- skysn93     1

soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    2
twig93      3

OutdoormanNowActuary Region

OldTimer defeats JFG in Game 4, JFG leads (3-1)
R-P OldTimer
R-R JFG

OutdoorAct    ---- OutdoorAct  3
(BYE)

Actuary321  2
OldTimer    4 ---- OldTimer    4 ---- OldTimer    1

-----------------------------------

JFG           ---- JFG         4 ---- JFG         3
(BYE)

StevGrondin 4 ---- StevGrondin 2
meep        3

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

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:bowl_with_spoon: :milk_glass: :cereal:

My next set of throws . . .

MADE YOU LOOK!!

Squirrel catapult - 9GAG | Squirrel funny, Catapult diy, Squirrel

Watch out for the rookie @JFG !

Silicon Valley Chess Academy — May :Friday - Rampant Rooks (1200 - 1499) (4 Classes)

I was distracted by the cookies!

I fear it all ends today.

Nah. I’ve been hoping to make it to the final four for years. It’s going to get dragged out or you’ll wipe the floor with me.

(Apologies for the late post today - some outside items threw a wrinkle in today’s schedule, but we’re back now, and that’s all that matters! :slight_smile: ).

We’ve got quite the set up match-ups going on here in the Elite Eight. We’ve got two matches that are engaged in tight back-and-forth games, and we’ve got a third match that appears stuck! That’s right - after 5 throws, we still don’t have a winner in Game 2! Methinks that Ezekial_Cumberland saw this coming:

… so we’ll see who blinks first this time around!

And last, but certainly not least, we have our :oh_noes: match. JFG is up 3-1 on OldTimer. OldTimer sent the :broom: packing last game - did OldTimer live to see another day?

Well, OldTimer, your fears are…

… unwarranted - OldTimer survives yet again! :astonished:

Barring any (more) surprises, we should (hopefully) have two updates tomorrow, so keep checking in and sending those throws!! :+1:

Echo Region

VorianAtrds defeats Echo in Game 3, VorianAtrds leads (2-1)
R-R-S Echo
R-R-R VorianAtrds

Echo          ---- Echo        4 ---- Echo        1
(BYE)

MtnHawk     3
Doctor_Who  4 ---- Doctor_Who  2

-----------------------------------

SteveWhite  4 ---- SteveWhite  1
AbstractAct 1

VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 4 ---- VorianAtrds 2
IPD         2

Klaymen Region

EzeklCumber currently tied with Whiskey in Game 2, EzeklCumber leads (1-0)
R-R-R-R-R EzeklCumber
R-R-R-R-R Whiskey

Klaymen       ---- Klaymen     1
(BYE)

EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 4 ---- EzeklCumber 1
WishBear    2

-----------------------------------

1695814       ---- 1695814     2
(BYE)

ALivelySed  1
Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     4 ---- Whiskey     0

Kid_Rock Region

ThNtrsLINUS defeats skysn93 in Game 2, series tied (1-1)
S ThNtrsLINUS
P skysn93

Kid_Rock      ---- Kid_Rock    3
(BYE)

BruteForce  3
ThNtrsLINUS 4 ---- ThNtrsLINUS 4 ---- ThNtrsLINUS 1

-----------------------------------

NmrclNeurot 3
skysn93     4 ---- skysn93     4 ---- skysn93     1

soyleche    4 ---- soyleche    2
twig93      3

OutdoormanNowActuary Region

OldTimer defeats JFG in Game 5, JFG leads (3-2)
S OldTimer
P JFG

OutdoorAct    ---- OutdoorAct  3
(BYE)

Actuary321  2
OldTimer    4 ---- OldTimer    4 ---- OldTimer    2

-----------------------------------

JFG           ---- JFG         4 ---- JFG         3
(BYE)

StevGrondin 4 ---- StevGrondin 2
meep        3

Key: * indicates throws submitted; # indicates throws need to be turned in or you will be booted

See? What did I say?

:rofl:

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