Lord of War II, WNBA Edition

Coming soon to theatres near you…

No

But, nobody would watch that, then the actors will complain about being paid too little relative to their male counterparts, then they go to Russia to supplement their income, get arrested for a small amount of e-weed, etc.

Hmm, OTOH, might be a pretty good story. Turn it into a comedy, and you got a green-light!! Thinking Julia Roberts…