Let’s make a song

I was in Nashville for a few years, 2019-2022. The music and singer/songwriter stuff was, OMG, awesome!!!

I think the smarts of us can do come together as a group and make up words and sentences to a song. There have been a few inspiring threads here, and in the old AO, that were perfect for a “Story that turns into an awesome song”

Id like to start the vibe (or whatever it’s called) off.

(1) The Starbucks lady gives me love eyes!
(2) best se>< I ever had was a bike ride and beer
(3) neighbor planted bamboo

I’ll start a thread for the start of the album. 6 songs is going into album #1.

My inspiration comes from the AO rap battle, singer/songwriter sessions in Nashville, and I /think we’re really creative

We won’t win the lottery for x sakes.

  1. Wife leaves me because I’m obsessed with my new autonomous vehicle
  2. Dog leaves me because I give all of my attention to my autonomous vehicle
  3. Autonomous vehicle leaves because it misses my wife and dog
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1.5. Ex-wife draws penis on hood of autonomous vehicle

IFYP?

Yeah, maybe, I don’t recall the details to be honest.

Bonus for including paying half of the fence it crossed.

A dolphin ring has to appear somewhere.

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A fight ensues regarding payment, and they take a swipe at me with a fake tooth.

  1. Wife leaves me because I’m obsessed with my new autonomous vehicle
  2. Some actuarial rando gave my ex-wife a dolphin ring while sitting on the hood of my autonomous vehicle
  3. Police catch this same rando scratching a phallus on my new autonomous vehicle
  4. Get served papers to pay for 1/2 of neighbor’s living bamboo fence along the driveway where I park my autonomous vehicle
  5. Dog leaves me because I give all of my attention to my autonomous vehicle
  6. Autonomous vehicle leaves because it misses my wife and dog

having to pay half is a theme that needs to be in here.

…in a treehouse in a park.

call me after you have a couple of exams

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Let me tell you about the fair…

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Moose out front

Should have kept your nose clean

moron (forgot about this ninja autocorrect that the lobster added)

$100 tips at Applebee’s

We should reference the 'po at some point

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Making it a country song is enough of a Po’ reference that’s needed.

Always switch doors!!! :notes: :notes: :notes: :notes:

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I’m lookin at your shoes
You’re lookin at my shoes
This could be a significant advance

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Is it the same as last year?

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riding the probability waves… (could be a surfing song)

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With Mr Tromey?

One of the track titles should be “Do not want to lose this deal.”