Well, this has always been the case with old people, but now I’m one of them (have been for decades it seems).
Anywho, I check my morning newspaper, printed on paper, and the Sports section has a paid advertisement “reporting” Slim Shady’s death!
So, I’m obviously not up-to-date with whatever M&M is advertising these days. So, he’s “killing off” his character or something?
I’ll check the internet for more “news” about this, but if any of you young whippersnappers are in the know, help an old guy to understand.
And, get off of my lawn.
It’s Eminem, not the candy. “The Real Slim Shady” is a song from 2000. Were you so old in 2000 that you couldn’t keep up with music then either (added for dramatic effect, you already answered this in the OP)?
Seems like a reasonable way to promote a new album where he was killing off the young cocky asshole of his early career and moving towards old crotchety asshole like OP.
I bet his favorite car has a manual transmission and physical AC buttons.