Got a hotel downtown in our city and went out to a nice restaurant for dinner. Ate my weight in oysters.
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O Oysters,’ said the Carpenter,
You’ve had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?’
But answer came there none —
And this was scarcely odd, because
They’d eaten every one.
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Ooh, I know this one.
In my general neighborhood BTW. Oysters are great, and the peel and eat shrimp are some of the best you will get anywhere.
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Starting some time in college, I started making a latte nearly every day. Back then I had one of the $50 machines, it was fine if a bit clunky. After college I got a Krups machine that was like $99. And I kept making a ton of espresso drinks until we had a child. That plus work plus other stuff, I switched to a drip machine and then a Keurig. I don’t recall getting rid of the espresso machine but I’ve no idea where it is if I still own it.
Now that I WFH, the kiddo is older, and I’m finally past the bulk of the home remodel, I have a bit more time and energy on my hands. So tonight I ordered a Gaggia espresso machine. Still have my Cuisinart bean grinder, might upgrade that later but this gets me going at least.
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“I don’t need you to tell me how fuckin’ good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff ’cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the coffee in my kitchen. It’s the dead N… in my garage.”
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I’m buying this to take to my next in person meeting. No, not really.
https://www.wantabump.com/products/want-a-bump™-1g-container
Are you supposed to snort that? If so, WTF just have a coffee.
I had an anniversary dinner on Sunday and dropped some coin on the best dining experience in the city.
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You do snort it. I guess maybe you can’t wait for coffee to kick in, so your options are snorting or boofing. I still don’t enjoy knowing that word but here we are.
RIP sniff snuff
I want to buy a bracelet that says some version of BAMFSA (bad ass mother FSA, obvi). But none of the designs look quite right. I tried B A M FSA, I tried BAMFSA, and all of them just look…not as cute as I want. I have had it in my cart for a few days and I just can’t pull the trigger.
Sigh. Oh well.
I read that as bad ass mother fucking Sean Archer.
You could just get a wallet that says bad mother fucker.
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BAMF FSA
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BAM-FSA
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BAM! FSA!!!
And that’s one of the ones I tried too, and that’s how I kept reading it.
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With a penis painted on it.
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Anyway, I got an email from someone where the signature was “FSA MAAAA”. I couldn’t figure out what the extra A was for.
If I get one that says “BAMFSA”, at least I’ll know what it means.
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this one’s the best, imo
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Isnt it BOOM!