The Dark Tower Series, which is 7 books and goes 3 books too long. I started it when I was young and foolish, and really liked how it just opened into one mystery after another.
Until it suddenly stopped, and author vaguely attempted to tie everything together with a perfectly dumb meta-explanation, and ended with an apology for his crappy ending.
“The Murder of Roger Ackroyd” by Agatha Christie.
But it’s a good cheat, imo
“The Silent Patient” was an interesting cheat.
I thought “Where The Crawdads Sing” was a cheat, not as a good of one.
“Us Against You” was a great read – the author has a way to tease every chapter ending to keep you reading – until the end. You know those superhero movies where in the end the hero has some superpower he/she/it didn’t know existed and voila! “problem solved”? In this book, the author finds his superpower, “Oh, I can write anything in order to end this book? Voila!”
I understood it better as an adult, but didn’t like it much. It’s technically well written. But it’s about a bunch of unpleasant people that i don’t have much in common with.
Same! I thought I was the only one who hated it. It was a popular book club book and everyone was raving about it. Looked at me like I stabbed a puppy when I said I didn’t like it.
Even when I didn’t pay for a book with money, if I spent the time reading it, I paid attention.
So I can still feel cheated.
I didn’t actually feel cheated by War & Peace, I just wanted every character except for Pierre to die. It was my own fault for not checking that the bit where Napoleon invades Russia wasn’t til almost the end.
I read the frickin book because of this damn chart:
They made us read mainly crap in high school. What’s up with that shit?
Okay, it was the good end of crap (after all, we weren’t reading Danielle Steele), but holy hell I’ve hated so many books because I was forced to read them as a teen.
The only things I enjoyed in high school I was forced to read in literature classes:
the Odyssey
Pride and Prejudice
Shakespeare
Poe
Dante
poetry in general
The one author I finally gave a fair shake when I got older:
Dickens
(I did not like Dickens when I was in K-12, except for A Christmas Carol - the original text, not adaptations of various movie versions)
Maybe when I’m 70 or something I can attempt some of the authors again, like Hemingway or Hawthorne (ugh) or Henry James (BLECH). Or maybe I’ll learn to read Dante in the original.
Sorry, William Golding, I plan on never reading Lord of the Flies again.
And let us not speak of Catcher in the Rye.
What the hell was that shit? I’d rather read Faulkner again.
Another book that I hated was “The Da Vinci Code”. I found it about as compelling as a Scooby Doo episode.
I also get irritated when Leonardo is referred to as Da Vinci. That’s not his name!!! If you’re referencing him in the title of a book - respect the genius - and know his name!!!