$2,138,675,309 is nicer but hard to sing to.
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Is the joke that men spend ANY time worrying about the seat being left up? Because obviously they donât.
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You should find some better men. Some of us are more considerate than others
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I donât get itâŚ
314 is a STL area code.
Neither area codes nor prefixes begin with a 0 nor a 1.
Iâll have you know I usually just put the entire lid down
Unless I sit down then in truth I think I leave it as-is
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I always close the thing completely. I have no desire to look into a toilet bowl. I donât want my dogs drinking for the toilet bowl. I donât want to hear complaints about the seat being left up. I just always close the thing completely. I expect the same behavior from the other occupants in my house.
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Ah. But mine wasnât really a phone numberâŚ
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neither were mine 
Mine is.
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Yeah, Iâm looking forward to being 80 and laughing at 50-year-old me
and the daughter asked âdid it lastâ
Grandma said âI was floating on a door, and at that point I decided I preferred Jack offâ
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Not Boomer: Could be the 6.5 years accumulating loans it took to graduate, or the $1300 cell phone, or the gym membership you donât use, or the lack of room mates at the apartment, or the useless major you chose. Or, you know, lack of fiscal planning and realistic expectations.
My son boomeranged back to the house and Iâm a little touchy.
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Yeah, one of my friendâs daughterâs took some flak from her friends because she chose cosmetology school over college. But she finished school in 18 months with $4,000 in student loans that sheâd paid off within a year of graduating, and now, including tips, sheâs making over $40,000 a year with no debt. No, sheâs not going to be rich, but sheâs not broke either. And sheâs still in her 20s.
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