Funny and SFW

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“I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia”

I need to remember that. I’m sure there are times when it is the appropriate quote.

I saw one where an older son asked his much older father if he still has sex. And the father says he and his wife have sex almost every day. Monday they almost had sex and Tuesday they almost had sex…

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didn’t you own a pencil?

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This was better.

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:rofl:

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Q: Why did the man fall down a well?

A: He couldn’t see that well.

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ok, I can try that one with my grandson

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Isn’t a pie a real time pie chart of how much pie is left?

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