Funny and SFW

I found out what 2pac is up to these days.

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These guys came to my city a few months ago, and I kind of wish I’d gone to see them.

I thought it was common knowledge that the pandemic was a government plot to replace the old battery powered birds with solar powered ones.

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Man one time I accidentally gave a London sales rep my home phone number… back when I lived in Seattle and had a land line at home.

8 hour time difference from London to Seattle (9 for two weeks because they switch DST differently than us) resulted in some very early morning phone calls.

I asked her to call me at the office and gave her my office phone number. But she kept calling me at home. I’m sure by mistake, but :enraged_face:

My fault for giving her the wrong phone number in the first place, but what a painful lesson that was.

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Stole this from another site. Too funny not to share:

I refuse to put on winter tires because:

It’s my car, my choice, my freedom.
The effectiveness of winter tires is not proven, except by studies carried out by the manufacturers (you amaze me).
My neighbor Robert had an accident after putting on his winter tires.
Some are already on their 3rd set of tires, which proves their Ineffectiveness.
We don’t know what they are made of.
The tire giants scare us with winter, just to enrich themselves.
In fact, the tire giants invented snow and spread it at night when you sleep.
If I have winter tires, the government can track me in the snow.
Educate yourself, open your eyes, stop being a sheep!
This year, I say no to winter tires!

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Actually winter tires are a sales big tire sales job, they’re not much more than all seasons.
Ice tires are the way.

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Are you talking studded tires, or something else?

Ice tires have a different compound that sticks to ice. M+s tires don’t.

I don’t know studded, they’re illegal here. Despite 20 years of data saying they’re fine in the roads.

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Kid was disappointed when I said neither the toilet brush nor the plunger could be used as a lightsaber.

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