I’ll try this tonight
llol . . .
Uh, I resemble several of those and I’m not a senior dammit!
(Wait, when do you start getting senior discounts on crap?)
Depends on how old the person ringing your purchase(s) up. My wife has received senior discounts on items (she really doesn’t look that old!).
Hmmm, maybe I should stop coloring my hair.
I have oily skin, so I’m not very wrinkled (the only advantage of having acne for 30 years of my life) but if I don’t color my hair it’s pretty gray.
Would take quite a while to grow out, though.
If you don’t notice my gray roots I probably look 15 years younger than I am. Possibly more.
I got carded buying lottery tickets in my late 30s (so there was some possibility in the clerk’s mind that I was 17 or younger). I was asked if I was old enough to sit in an exit row when I was 28 (so the flight attendant thought 14 was a possibility).
My wife was carded for trying to buy sparkling water.
























