Funny and SFW

Surprised. I knew the shape of the snout made them easy to distinguish, but I had forgotten which was which. If you ask me within a week, I’ll remember.

As long as we’re talking about reptiles…

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Explaining which is which doesn’t suck the fun out of it. Explaining why that is funny would, however.

TIL

never heard Gardner, but have heard Garden snake

i have seen enough Alligators, to know the other one is a croc

another way to know the difference is when they leave if you see it later it is a alligator, but if you see it in a while, it is a crocodile

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Would have been better if there were two

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Could’ve also gone with “Adult Literacy Class” or similar.

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“Illiterate? Write today for help!!”

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I don’t understand the row between “snow tires okay” and “carry brains”. :2pac: required.

My best guess is it’s AI generated and it got a little wonky there.

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That one with Kale was one of a whole bunch I was going to post tonight. Here are some of the others.

electricians strip to make ends meet

unpalletable forklift puns

upholstery machine fully recovered

toilet paper over the top

albine dalmation

fear of moving stairs escalating

split pants unseemly comments

smell the dairy air

ironmen eat and sheet metal

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