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Only if you are board
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i think the behavior is ingrained
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His bark is definitely worse than his bite
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the only dog who can fetch himself
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fleas? no termites
no problem with Keith
where is love ever mentioned and why do they have belly buttons?
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:2pac:?
I canât read their lips
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That is a question I ask about every Adam and Eve portrait.
That said, I am reminded of my ex who was very distressed to discover that our male puppy had nipples⌠there must be something terribly wrong with him!
Ex: But heâs a boy⌠he doesnât need nipples!
Me: Well youâre a boy and you have nipples.
Ex: Oh yeah!!!
So maybe belly buttons on Adam & Eve are sort of like nipples on genetically male mammals. They serve no practical purpose; theyâre just there because we all have them. 
is your last name Focker?
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Did I inadvertantly make a Meet The Parents franchise reference? If so, not noted.
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Yeah, I remember that, but we werenât talking about milking, but OK.
I almost mentioned that maybe you had tried to milk your ex, but then thought it might be a bit too silly.
Then I changed my mind.
Well those of you who are genuinely curious may be disappointed to learn that this is not something I ever attempted.
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