Funny and SFW

I don’t keep an open fax number to receive faxes so I think that they’ll get an error unless they’ve told me to expect a fax.

Why would you have to major in philosophy to ask people why they want fries with that?

Fairly true of our house.

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I see it as a glass twice as big as it needs to be.

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I see a glass and want to know if I could have the rest.

From the land down under:

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:roll_eyes:, but it still deserves a Dad-joke like.

Help me out with the antlers

My interpretation: When Paul Hogan said it, his prawns were on skewers.

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I think this is fine here . . .

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I think I’ve shared this before - but since analyzing jokes always makes them better…

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