Funny and SFW

[1695814]

[SteveWhite]

[meep]

[Bro]

technically that’s Mars at home, and at first base, and in right field, and in the bullpen, and at the concession stand, and…

[Vorian_Atreides]

[Vorian_Atreides]

Saw this on come through on my Facebook feed . . . no pics; but wait for the punchline.

I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window

I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I’d done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you.”, obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,

Don’t blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.

[twig93]

Feels like that was posted in this thread a year or two ago but I’m too lazy to check. Funny to imagine.

[PatientZombie]

@PatientZombie

McDonald’s

yep

[Vorian_Atreides]

IMO, it’s well worth repeating.

[Maphistos_Sidekick]

Not strictly funny, but it didn’t feel quite right for the “made me smile” thread.

[Snikelfritz]

[Vorian_Atreides]

[Vorian_Atreides]

Not necessarily funny . . . but . . .

[vjvj]

I don’t know if it is still there, but outside the math building at U of IL, there used to be a bicycle inner tube chained to the bike rack. That was pretty humorous.

[1695814]

[Snikelfritz]

[Snikelfritz]

[Breadmaker]

[meep]

[Vorian_Atreides]

When you need to get that door open another inch or two . . .