I am following your advice and having 5 sugar cubes for breakfast tomorrow 
That reminds me back in the day when they banned caffeine from 4 loko because caffeine was an un-safe additive to alcohol. But espresso martinis were fine because you’re not adding caffeine, it occurs naturally in coffee/espresso.
Sadly, I am nowhere near clever enough to make up the things my 7yo comes up with.
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Obligatory Simpsons meme:
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I prefer them with the free “Jagged Metal Krusty-O”
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Is that the arc where Calvin eats a hundred boxes to get the “free” propeller helmet, which takes 8 to 12 weeks to arrive, then breaks upon first use?
But he’s a murderer. 
Or when you have a baby that cries and doesn’t sleep.
Or when you’re sick. For example I never pay to have groceries delivered… unless I’m sick. I’m cheaper in an airport than when I’m sick. YMMV. 
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Only slightly more aggressive than when I was a Girl Scout 
(When someone told us they were dieting we were taught to respond that the cookies freeze well.)
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Ahem!
https://community-new.goactuary.com/t/funny-and-sfw/112/1421?u=twig93
Well drat… the image doesn’t show. But I posted the same meme earlier in this very thread!
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