Funny and SFW

Can I join you guys?

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YOU GO GET A DRINKIE DRINK, GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRLLL!!!

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#######!!! U DRINKIN" YET???

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Drinking has commenced at casa de twig.

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There are also unconfirmed reports of an open sleeve of Thin Mints.

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How was work today? Have people already forgotten Mean Girl, or whatever the fluff her name was?

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Heh, mostly. But between losing her and one other guy in rapid succession right before a third person died - during busy season - there is a lot of work to be done, hence the giving of many Fs today.

To replace everyone we’ve lost we’ve hired 1.5 people, plus two former employees are coming in nights & weekends to help. But the guy who died regularly worked hundred-hour weeks and Mean Girl was know to work long hours too, so in FTE equivalents it was kind of like losing 5 people and only getting about 2 to replace them.

That said, I genuinely like everyone in the office now, which is really nice. And if I could just flipping stop getting sick I don’t mind pulling a little more weight.

But the guy who died was a gem, so it’s also hard to see his empty office. :sob:

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Sorry to hear about your coworker passing. :frowning:

A toast to his memory!! :beers:

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Thanks… it was so unexpected. He was all dressed for work, eating his breakfast, and collapsed. Wife called 911 and they were there so fast, but it was his time.

Anyway, probably not thread - appropriate.

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Happier subject… what are you drinking?

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Scotch. Went back upstairs for a refill!!!

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Angry Orchard here.

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:beers:

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@1695814 are you joining Breadmaker and me for a drink?

@1695814 : Yo, 8675309!!! You gonna join us for drinkie drinks???

Yes, website, I know I have responded more than 3 times to @twig93 more than 3 times and that I could send a personal message instead!!! Sheesh, these websites are getting pushy these days!!! I might have to send a nasty message to @Disco.Bot

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:tfh:

Last Girl Scout cookie season I met a friend at a bar and there were Girl Scouts selling cookies in the lobby (where I guess you don’t have to be 21, because these girls looked to be about 7).

The bar had helpfully posted a drink pairing for every variety of Girl Scout cookie, which was too cute to resist, so obviously I had to buy a box of Thin Mints and whatever wine they were suggesting to go with them. Something red, but I don’t remember what it was.

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Obligatory Simpsons gif:

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I’m curious how many cookies they sold!

Drunk people with money being offered sweet, rich tasting cookies: Ima say lots!!! :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag: :moneybag:

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