Funny and SFW

So far, still SFW

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… Shih-dog, which sounds like she-dog, for a male. That’s why it’s funny, right?!

Or Bull -tzu

My brother has a mutt. People often ask him what breed he is, and he always answers “Flemish terrier” which is something my bro made up. People often comment with what they know about the breed or friends that have one.

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I’d be tempted to do that but it’d require talking to people.

Just think of all the shoes you could see!

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I feel that

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Funny AND satisfying

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A real store in southwest Missouri.

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MO is also home to the Uranus Fudge Factory. Driving down I-44, you encounter endless billboards for it with obvious fudge-packing and Uranus jokes. Then you’re barely past there when you enter the region of Kum & Go gas stations.

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Shots fired, lol. This seems like the more efficient method, am I supposed to open the dishwasher every time I have a dirty cup? I prefer stacking them in the sink during the day, and then I do dishes at 10PM about six nights per week.

Ugh my daughter made me stop there once (Uranus).