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In the 2000’s, I recall the whole “body part in the chili” claim about Wendy’s food. Sort of redefined the concept of “finger food.”
OK, this isn’t super funny, but it’s SFW. Here you go, Excel geeks.
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I just watched that yesterday!
Did you also see it on Reddit?
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No, it popped up on YouTube for me. Or there was a video I was watching that referenced it or something. I don’t really go on reddit.
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It’s Jamie Ross from Law & Order!
I miss the problem with picture 2. Probably there are ice machines on 3 and 5, not other floors.
Or is the issue supposed to be the actual button you push for the Lobby? Not sure what’s going on there.
I was thinking Ice ice baby
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Try humming the music to Under Pressure (Queen featuring David Bowie) when you read it again.
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You seriously overestimate my knowledge of Queen and/or David Bowie. My wife and kids would say you seriously overestimate my ability to hum.
OK, remedial classic rock history lesson for SteveW…
In 1981 a band called Queen and David Bowie recorded a song together called Under Pressure. It was a decent sized hit. It’s still payed on classic rock radio to this today.
In the early 1990s rap artist ( I use that term loosely) Vanilla Ice had a one-hit wonder type of hit with Ice Ice Baby which basically stole much of the music from Under Pressure and replaced the original lyrics with basic, mediocre rap style lyrics. Queen sued and won royalties for Vanilla’s song.
The pic posted had the words “ICE - ICE - Lobby” punctuated in a manner similar to the lyrics of “Ice Ice Baby”, thus reminiscent of the Vanilla Ice song.
My post was harkening back not directly to the Vanilla Ice song, but to the original Queen/David Bowie song’s source material, as a hint to the rap song.
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Sure. But how is this funny? 
but this does remind me. With so many people wfh these days, lots of cubes have been converted (abandoned) to “hotel” cubes and are now labeled as such. I roamed the building trying to find 3 in a row, with the plan of changing the signs to read Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn. Alas, there are not 3 hotel cubes in a row.
To people of a certain age, anything that says “ice” two times in a row will result in an involuntary “baby” call back.
But good work on the subtle hint.
What time is it?
From the sundial to the smartwatch, clocks are an ever-evolving way to tell time. There are a variety of clocks on the market that can serve as a functional household item and a form of home décor. Here are the most common types of clocks on the market:
- Analog : Analog clocks are the most common type of clock. Battery-powered analog clocks are usually hung on a wall. Their hour and minute hands tell time by moving around the circular faces lined with roman numerals or numeral digits 1 through 12.
- Digital : Digital clocks have an electronic face that reports the time in numbers. These gadgets make popular alarm clocks, as their format is easy-to-read and more conducive to a table-top shape. Some are battery-powered, whereas others plug directly into an electrical outlet. Their low cost makes these clocks easy to build into appliances, like ovens and microwaves, and cars.
- Striking : A less common but more memorable style, striking clocks making a chiming noise every hour, on the hour. Like Big Ben in London or a cuckoo clock, these clocks announce the time with a distinctive sound.
For centuries, clockmaking was a highly skilled trade, but the timepieces have evolved with the help of technology and automation, and now anyone can become a clockmaker. Widely available mechanical clock parts make building your own custom clock a fun and easy do-it-yourself project. Here are some DIY clock ideas to stoke your imagination:
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Book clock : This unique clock that spotlights an attention-grabbing tome are a favored timepiece among bibliophiles. The decorative clock features a new or vintage book repurposed into a clock face.
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Bicycle clock : A bicycle wheel serves as the clock face of this sporty and functional piece of home décor that may require extra living space to stage.
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Color block clock : Color block clocks can serve as a bold focal point for modern design enthusiasts. Simply paint one-half of the face of a wooden clock a solid color. This elegant and modern wall clock can practically function as a piece of wall art or a focal point on a gallery wall.
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Chalkboard clock : A chalkboard clock is a fun and functional clock design that you can repeatedly redesign because of its erasable chalkboard material. Simply wipe it clean and draw new designs on it. The clock base is often hexagon-shaped, which makes for an eye-catching focal point for any wall.
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Concrete clock : Turn a slab of humble concrete into industrial chic wall decorations. The addition of metallic hands upgrades this clock into refined and modern art.
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Floating numbers clock : By sticking the numbers and clock hands directly onto the wall, this minimalist, modern clock looks like it is floating.
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Pallet board clock : Use repurposed pallet wood to create a farmhouse clock. This large clock makes a statement whether you hang it in the entryway, kitchen, or living room.
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Paper plate clock : The paper plate clock is a timeless craft to make with young children, which can function as a hands-on tutorial for learning to tell time and a blank canvas for a child to decorate.
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Wood slab clock : Use a cross-section of a tree trunk to make a rustic wall clock. This wooden wall clock is the perfect addition to a nature lover’s living room wall décor.
Before you embark on your DIY wall clock project, you’ll need to gather the following clock parts and building supplies, all of which you can order online or find at your local hardware store:
- Wall clock kit : A wall clock kit comes with all the mechanical parts to make your clockwork, including the clock mechanism, which attaches to the clock hands to generate the clock movement, and the clock hands, including hour, minute, and second hands.
- Clock base : There are endless possibilities for what you can use as a clock base, including books, bicycle wheels, tile, wood rounds, construction paper, and cardboard. Depending on what you choose to use, you might be repurposing a household item or buying a new item to use as the base.
- Electric drill : You’ll need an electric drill to drill a hole through your base so that you can attach the clock mechanism and hands. If you don’t already have a drill on hand, you can purchase one at your hardware store. Some hardware or building supply stores have rental programs if you do not want to buy one.
- Sandpaper : If your base is made from wood or requires any kind of woodworking, you’ll likely need some sandpaper to smooth it out after you drill the hole in it and before you apply any paint or finishes. An electric sander or a basic sandpaper sheet, either of which you can obtain at a hardware store, will suffice.
- Paint or wood stain (if necessary) : If you are making a clock from a wooden base, you’ll likely want acrylic paint or paint stain on hand for the finish. You’ll also need paint for any style that requires painted numbers.
- Stencil : A stencil with cut-out numbers or accent designs can help ensure precision and consistency. Stencils are available online or at craft stores.
- Wood glue : Wood glue is only necessary if you are working with a wooden base. You can use it to glue on any numbers or other decorations you are attaching.
- Paintbrushes : You’ll need paintbrushes if you are painting your base. The size will depend on how big of a clock you are making and what you are painting. A smaller paintbrush is good for painting numbers as it allows for more precision, whereas a larger paintbrush is useful for covering the entire base with paint.
- Painter’s tape : Blue painter’s tape is a type of easily removable tape that helps create clean lines and protect any part of your object from errant paint.
Once you have all your materials, you are ready to begin your clock-making project. You can adapt these basic instructions to fit whatever clock plans you have in mind:
- Select and prepare your base . You can turn almost anything into a clock base, as long as you can drill a hole in it. From a book to a pot lid, the options are endless, and the difficulty of this step will depend on the option you choose to serve as your base. A paper plate clock, for example, requires almost no preparation. A wood clock, on the other hand, might require some sanding and staining.
- Choose your clock mechanism . Obtain your clock kit, which includes a clock movement mechanism, time hands, and the necessary parts to screw them together. These kits come in many different styles, so choose one that suits the style of your base, whether it’s classic, modern, bright, or metallic.
- Drill a hole in the base . Get your base ready to attach the clock parts by drilling a hole in its center. The hole needs to be large enough so that when you place the clock mechanism in the back of the clock, the part that drives the timepiece’s hands—the shaft—can fit through the hole.
- Add your decorations . Attach the numbers and any other decorative features you wish. You can paint the numbers, draw them directly on the surface, or glue pre-cut numbers onto the clock face. This step will vary in intensity depending on the style of your clock. The styles that do not require numbers to be attached, like a book clock, may not need extra decorating. Other styles, like the color block clock, will require extra time to paint.
- Assemble and hang your clock . Follow the instructions included in your clock kit to assemble the pieces. Once you’re finished, find the perfect place to hang your clock and securely attach it.
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