Confessions

There’s a guy who parks his cyber truck on the same level of the parking garage as me.

I don’t know the guy, or recognize him even in passing, but I’ve made up my mind about him.

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are you sure you it isn’t the dumpster?

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Did he get it before or after heil Hitler?

…or…does it even matter

It hardly matters. We have always known cyber trucks were dumb!

And if I owned a Tesla right now, I’d definitely have bought one of those stickers to make sure people knew I think Elon is a lunatic and I bought the car before we really appreciated that. But a cyber truck is a whole nother stupid level.

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There is a townhouse around the corner from me that has a Cybertruck with a vanity plate, plus an Escalade. They can’t fit both in their garage, so they tend to park the Cybertruck on the lawn underneath an awning b/c Cybertrucks don’t like to get wet.

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They are so ugly and stupid.

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he looks like Bobcat Golthwait

To pass the time while driving with the kids, we’ve assigned points to seeing certain types of cars. We all think cyber trucks are ugly, so if you spot one then you get to subtract 5 points from anyone else. It has the lowest point value of any vehicle.

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i have also made up my mind about him.

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I have also made up my mind about him. But I feel that way about all truck drivers, cyber or not.

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I live in an area with enough work people that trucks are ok. But spotless, shiny trucks in a grocery store parking lot cause me to make assumptions.

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That was my SIL for years, when she married my BIL she had an F150. And my BIL was driving it once and he hauled something with it and scratched the bed. And she made a whole thing out of that. She seriously expected the truck bed to remain pristine.

And she ‘only’ had an F150, she was hoping to upgrade to an F250 diesel. That’s a lot of truck to never, ever use.

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I feel judged lol.

I use my truck as a truck, but i also keep it clean.

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