Can’t teach an old dog new card tricks
Poker face
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Casino pit bull
Unclear on concept: Artist-Formerly-Known-As-Prince Festival.
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Toad-ally ridiculous
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Calaveras County Community Center
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Loser has his legs on tonight’s menu
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Hoppity Hooper is back!
He was all set for his longest jump, but then he toad the line.
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Dealing with some serious bull$hit at work
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Feeling horn
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Combining yesterday’s and today’s - bullfrog
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Do you accept the charges?
Not my bull, not my rodeo
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Unclear on Concept: Using your horn to get attention
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He’ll never ask “Where’s the beef?” again
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And that’s the last time Bob made the mistake of trying to milk the bull instead of the heifer.
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If that’s what you mean by taking the bull by the horns, I’m out
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