The War of the Roses?
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Flower children don’t age well
We are peliCANs . . . not peliCANTs . . .
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The most wonderful bird is a pelican
Who can hold more in his beak than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I don’t know how the hell he can
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Wade in the water, children
Hoping for a good lottery pick in the NBA draft
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Should have kept his nose clean
The Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!
And just in time!!
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That’s one tough mudder
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This engine has 1 horsepower
Horsebackseat riding
The new Ford Mustang
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Catherines lover being escorted to Catherine’s palace
The return of the pony car
Wednesday:
Worst Ash Wednesday service I ever went to. 1 star.
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You can tell this guy is full of horse $hit.
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