Captions- New Picture Every Day!

Thursday

My eyes are up here

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Keep your eyes out for this guy

Don’t fire until you see the whites of their…never mind

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Unclear on concept: Stare decisis

She must be an unsuccessful teacher. She has no pupils.

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When Iris-less eyes are smiling

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Don’t fire them until you see the whites of their eyes

DOGE: got it

The new fashions coming this spring are sleeveless and eyeless

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Friday

The Jolly Green Giant was found in a vegetative state

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It’s not easy

Now that the patina’s off, I’ll be recopperating at another location.

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Somewhat NSFW

Went out on Friday hoping to get some good head

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Picture taken seconds before the head on collision

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Peeking around the corner

It ain’t easy being green

Monday

Orange you glad I didn’t hang bananas?

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Fruit Ninja brought to life