After we let the cat out of the bag we had to start turning to stronger measures
Friday
Due to inflation, all we can afford to produce is Fiddler on the Roof Highwire!!
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The Shadows know that first step is a doozy
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Sesame Street is brought to you today by the letters Y and F
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It works for birds, why not humans?
I hope I didn’t park underneath them. I don’t want 
on my car
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Please walk on wire with coworkers. I don’t want to lose these heels. Thanks!
Monday
Honey, please don’t eat beans the night before this contest next year.
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That’s some bad Harriett hat?
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That isn’t a stick shift, pulling it doesn’t make me go faster
running for your wife
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Desperate crack addict
Butt Her Face
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Unclear on concept: running the course in 69 seconds.
When you have to tell your wife to get off your back.
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What happens when you date Gumby’s daughter, Dammit!
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Tuesday
I’m gonna put a bullet on your head
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