Friday
Ducky’s Revenge
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
“Towing this ducking buoy is way better than when the captain wants to waterski.”
Holy autocorrect, Batman!
It was all fun and games until Ernie came along.
Rubber ducky you’re a ton
You make boating lots of fun
Rubber ducky I’m here in this pond with you
I’ll pay for it as long as you send me the bill
Not a caption, reminds me of when I worked for St. Paul Re - many of us had rubber ducks on our desks with the company logo on them. But the day they were spun off into Platinum Re someone walked around the office and collected these ducks. I wish they would have given us a little warning first so we could bring them home with us. Just clearing them off the desks like that was a real duck move.
Stu wants ducks, Stu gets ducks
Monday
Celebrating with a bubbly
All rise as we say a prayer
Priest delivering an uplifting sermon
Fortunately ritual defenestrations have become more tame over the years.
Youth programs are perhaps getting too literal in teaching about the Ascension.
I believe you can fly
Tuesday
That time of the month again
I think I’m losing this battle but I’ll ketchup soon