Thursday
make like a kale and leave
Carmen Miranda has gone from sweet to savory
Vegging out
That’s not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted a head of lettuce
I’ve got the Oompa Loompas weeding my garden.
When someone demands a shrubbery, he takes it seriously
Making sure to have plenty of greens on new years
The Green New Deal as proposed by this year’s Congress (if they can ever elect a speaker)
Many people didn’t know that Mother Teresa started out helping the Cabbage Patch kids.
Monday
something fishy going on here
That’s an ice little hole you made there
IcyWYDT
[johnny dangerously]also a little ice hole[/johnny dangerously]
Successful ice fishing requires keeping your (live) bait warm . . . and masks seem to be both an aid and a hinderance in that endeavor.
Fargin’ iceholes
Tuesday
Watch that first wave. Its a doozy.
Stuff you find while surfing the interwebs