Captions- New Picture Every Day!

The white zone is for handstands and summersaults only. No Parking.

Wedgie training 101

These boots are made for hovering
That is what boots do.
Once of these days these boots
Are gonna hover all over you.

I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore.

Please raise your shoes in street with coworker. I do not want to lose these heals. Dunks!

What’s red and white and black all under?

Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man

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Came up tails. The Chiefs elect to defer.

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Republican Senators preparing for the impeachment trial

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Something something man holes something something

Monday

Pandamonium!

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Health department officials located patient zero of the pandademic…

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Unclear on concept: Pandering to the authorities.

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The rules say mask up, I masked up, what’s the problem!?

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Yes, Officer, I murdered him at the restaurant, but that’s what pandas are supposed to do - Eat Shoots and Leaves.

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Tuesday

Happy Groundhog Day!

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Nobody puts baby in a corner

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I got you in a corner,
I got you in a corner,
I got you in a corner,
I got you in a corner,
I got you in a cottage,
I got you in a corner,
I got you in a corner,
Oh no no no!

Shadow Boxing Ground Hog Day

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