Hello, well you join us here in Paris just a few minutes before the
start of today’s big event: the final of the Men’s-Being-Eaten-
By-A-Crocodile event. I’m standing now by the crocodile pit where-
AAAAAAHHHHH!
Wednesday
Special Inauguration 2021 edition
Her decision not to wear a meat dress was a missed steak
Due to a severe static electricity snafu, Gaga ended up pulling the entire red carpet along to the stage.
Maybe the only red wave Biden will be happy to see.
“Unfortuately, Ms. Gaga, I cannot smell your hair at this time.”
A bird on the chest is worth two for George W. Bush
People are going gaga about finally giving Trump the boot
She’s apparently saving that one for the Steak of the Union address
President Fox, We’ve Found the Mockingjay
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Gotta catch 'em all.
Just hanging around
Well . . . since they didn’t string things out at the inauguration . . .
Looks like she could use a pair of those Bernie Sanders mittens
Snow day
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