Clearly evul, razin lovin squirrels, cuz who doesn’t finish chicken?
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We were once going to have WFH receive Uber Eats coupons for a mandatory, company wide virtual lunch meeting. Meeting got canceled, never got the free food.
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Wonder if they’ll turn off the free food spigot once everyone’s returned to the office.
I’m willing to forego the free food to WFH. Although I do miss the days of lurking near the dining area waiting for the free Qdoba announcement after another department had a celebratory lunch. I’m almost always disappointed when I have to pay for Qdoba but when it’s free, it tastes great!
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The 4 am snow closure robocalls were the reason why I figured out how to put my phone automatically on Do Not Disturb at bedtime.
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I’m filling out divorce related paperwork. The state form misspells the word “withholding” about 50% of the time.
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really, get the H out of there
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LITERALLY!
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I got a DoorDash free code through work that I allowed to expire unused. 
We only had like a week to use it, right after Thanksgiving when I had tons of leftovers to burn through.
The Thanksgiving buffet didn’t let us take anything for leftovers.
I used to work for a big insurance company—the kind that advertises during national football games. I couldn’t believe the number of typos, misspellings, and poor word usage they had in their onboarding documents.
I used to work at Equitable Life (Canada). Every single time we got something back from Graphics we’d say ‘you spelled Equitable wrong’. Hilarious the first time.
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I worked for a Disability insurer that had the word “Disability” misspelled on a report and IT refused to fix it. As my grand boss pointed out “it’s hard to argue that you’re the expert in disability insurance when you can’t even spell disability insurance.”
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I was going to try a McRib but they’re not available. The hype over today’s released McValue menu is a joke.
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I did this a few years ago when it was available. I still regret that choice.
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I liked it once upon a time, but realized the last time I tried it, that was just a fantasy of youth
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Lol, my mom had forgotten the McRib doesn’t actual have bones in it! Someone in our family probably tried one back in the day, but certainly not since you’ve been alive 
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The McRib is one of the most vile things I have ever tried. 
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I had one this round, just to re-remember. Beyond the taste and texture, what I’d forgotten was how hard it is to remove the smell and stickiness from your hands.
mortgage company (one i have a loan from) called and left me a VM. then did so on every cell phone in the family.
so i call back. get told it is a 20 minute wait. they don’t have the hang up and we’ll call you option.
at 13 minutes they say i can send them a secure message if i log in online. I check online.
first, they didn’t send me a secure email telling me what this is about. so i have no idea.
second, the secure message section requires a subject line from a pre-filled drop down box. there is no option that conveys “I DON’T FLICKING KNOW - YOU ARE TRYING TO CALL ME!” without a subject line you can’t hit send.
wtf
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are we still talking about McRib?
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