Bark to text button. 
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I could swear i read somewhere that Toronto was requiring them in all new construction, on the theory that wastewater treatment works well for food waste. It was an article about why they are banned in NYC…
Hmm, it looks like they are currently banned in Toronto. But there’s a Canadian word for the things, Garburators, so they must be used somewhere.
******in’ stoopid birds pooped on my car yet again!!! 
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So that’s three things I have to remember to pack for my trip tomorrow.
Later…chainsaw, beer, and now for the life of me I can’t remember the third.
Chainsaw and beer are unrelated.
tent, food, change of clothes, pillow, meds, non-al beverages, gas tank, life jacket, fishing rods, companion(s), reading material, …Oh! TP!
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I’m curious to observe catching fish with chainsaws+beer.
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If they don’t catch any fish, lobster guy gets them drunk and he juggles chainsaws to keep their spirits up.
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In Minecraft, i routinely catch fish with a sword. 
I thought it was for the ritual circumcisions
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i’m more curious about catching the fish with the plastic bags, honestly.
in this week’s episode of annoying recruiters:
some guy hits me up on LinkedIn, wants to connect, says he works in my field. Fine, your clients all seem to be tech rather than insurance, but you’ve got a couple of recent posts where you say you’re looking for an actuary, so what the heck, can’t hurt to expand the network, right?
Your “schedule now” link takes me to a page where there are like 20 different options to schedule for times, I’ll call you / you’ll call me, whatever. I picked one for this morning for 15 minutes where he calls me.
It’s now 30 minutes past that time and no call. I guess you really didn’t want that commission after all.
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Just as I opened the garage door yesterday, my neighbour’s cat came bolting in and startled me!!!
also annoying - my yogurt was too close to the chilling component in the fridge and is now frozen. now I gotta wait another hour to enjoy this peachy goodness!
Another fluffhead?
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Nah, we spoil Chopper, so he comes over to visit a lot! 
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The last few years, I have developed spring allergies. Not as bad as in the fall, at least.
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So like three months ago, I went to Ace and got a gallon of Simple Green concentrate and a new spray bottle. I was 100% sure of this, and I still have the spray bottle and it is the Ace brand, check. I bought it primarily to clean my shower, and the spray bottle was in my vanity.
Recently, the spray bottle was almost empty so I tried to refill it. Went looking for the gallon jug of concentrate. Not in my vanity, not in the laundry room where we often store cleaning products, not in the mechanical room, not in my son’s bathroom, not in the garage. I checked them all again. And again. Was seriously questioning my sanity.
Finally asked my wife and she said that when we were doing the bath remodel she shoved a bunch of stuff in a hall closet. Yep, there it is.
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