There was a car parked in a driveway that was matte dusty rose. 
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Buddy in a black Mercedes GLE was riding my
for a bit, so as a good law-abiding citizen, I had to drive the speed limit. Of course, butthead is swerving in and out of lanes, riding others, etc. -
Another buddy in a BMW convertible had the fugliest colour scheme: 70s green exterior and creamy brown leather interior. Fuuuuuuuugly!!!
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A wankpanzer crossed my path.
Your town has funny street names.
He didn’t mention C Court, D Drive or E Expressway.
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F Freeway
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G Gravel Road
H Highway
I Interstate
J Junction
K Kattle Krossing
L Lane
M Motorway
Go find a bougie caviar store.
- Idjits slowing down to about 20-30 kph and rolling through the 3 way stops by my place.
- A wankpanzer crossed my path on the way to sbux.
twig’s??
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With low t.
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No, the ones where the baristas and I have an oh-so-special relationship!! 
Buddy in front of me makes a last microsecond left turn from the through lane instead of moving into the fluffin’ left turn lane!!! 
Heading north, in the left turn lane, a truck in the right lane swerved into the my lane right in front of me and then immediately stopped at the traffic light, which was green and no on-coming cars. After a short wait, it turned left and then left again into a package store’s parking lot. Happily avoided hitting them.