There was a car parked in a driveway that was matte dusty rose. 
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Buddy in a black Mercedes GLE was riding my
for a bit, so as a good law-abiding citizen, I had to drive the speed limit. Of course, butthead is swerving in and out of lanes, riding others, etc. -
Another buddy in a BMW convertible had the fugliest colour scheme: 70s green exterior and creamy brown leather interior. Fuuuuuuuugly!!!
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A wankpanzer crossed my path.
Your town has funny street names.
He didn’t mention C Court, D Drive or E Expressway.
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F Freeway
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G Gravel Road
H Highway
I Interstate
J Junction
K Kattle Krossing
L Lane
M Motorway
Go find a bougie caviar store.
- Idjits slowing down to about 20-30 kph and rolling through the 3 way stops by my place.
- A wankpanzer crossed my path on the way to sbux.
twig’s??
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With low t.
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No, the ones where the baristas and I have an oh-so-special relationship!! 
Buddy in front of me makes a last microsecond left turn from the through lane instead of moving into the fluffin’ left turn lane!!! 
Heading north, in the left turn lane, a truck in the right lane swerved into the my lane right in front of me and then immediately stopped at the traffic light, which was green and no on-coming cars. After a short wait, it turned left and then left again into a package store’s parking lot. Happily avoided hitting them.
I’m at one of the 3-way stops by my place when I see 
in a big truuuuck slow to about 30 kph and make his turn. I gave him a long stare as he went around me.
HOLY 
!!! I might need to invest in a dash cam.
I am heading down the road when I see a red truuuuuck backing out of a driveway. Stoopid ******er didn’t even slow down and woulda T-boned the passenger side if I didn’t swerve over the yellow line!!! Scared the outta me and my gf!!!
Some moron in a beat up old truck just told me to ride my bike on the sidewalk. Yeah, no. I’m downtown and it’s illegal, so there’s that. Also the speed limit is 20 but traffic normally moves much slower, today traffic was going maybe 10mph so I’m not slowing anyone down.
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Unfortunately that moron might kill somebody on a bicycle some day