I needed a minor roof repair done. They sent out a guy with a broken arm that he got from falling off a roof. WTF.
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What are the odds of it happening twice, though?
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Yeah, I’ll be he’ll be reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaal careful this time.
I walked into a meeting room for a group meet and greet with a couple of chief actuaries. One of whom was my boss’s boss. I was the first one there, other than one of the chiefs.
They looked up and said “hi” and “hope it’s not just you coming!”
Why thank you, I definitely feel very valued now. Maybe I’ll just go jump in a lake.
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One time I got to a meeting early and it was supposed to be me and one other actuary who was slightly senior to me and some legal folks who had a meeting just before in the same room so they were all there waiting for us.
Other actuary was extremely long-winded and fairly cocky around non-actuaries (and while I’m not especially cocky, it’s really saying something if I’m the concise one).
They told me there was a bonus available for me if I could come with them to another office for the meeting and lie to my coworker and pretend that and all future meetings on the project were canceled.
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Perhaps it’s company policy to foster social awkwardness amongst actuaries. Sounds like the chief actuaries are masters of how to have an awkward conversation.
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The AC wasn’t working at sbux the other day, so an HVAC guy came in to fix it. Now it’s fluffin’ freezing in here!!! 
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Maybe get a hot cup of tea?
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When my shoes get wet on the inside…and I’ve got to keep wearing them.
I should really be doing this in Access, not Excel. :hsmack:
…and I didn’t even get the $1 discount. so now I am trying to flame them online best I can.
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I’ve given my fair share of google review blasts. I spent an hour reviewing a fence company once, it was thorough. And honest, I hired the wrong fence guy.
A violent lightning storm rolled through about 2AM. It didn’t last long, but after it woke me up I couldn’t get back to sleep for a couple hours.
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Tap water that tastes weird compared to tap water at home.
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Tap water always tastes funky near the ocean in this part of the country
I used to go to Houston all the time, and while the taste was fine, it was like 70° water. Just felt kind of gross.
I had some recipes that I wanted to make and now I can’t find them.
I found them…I had put them on the lower shelf of my end table
I wish I wouldn’t forget where I placed things
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The regular Asian market I go to had a power outage, so I had to go to a different Asian market for dim sum. Actually, they have better har gow!!! 