All the President's Men

Only super masculine males and true warriors are allowed to apply makeup to Trump or Hegseth. They even put agent orange in Trumps foundation to make sure it’s tough enough.

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If only

I feel myself getting healthier already!

Ya know I woke up this morning and thought to myself, what we need is more salmonella in chicken.

You should have all the necessary equipment to test all your food by yourself. Stop making the government do all this!!

If there’s demand for testing chicken, the free market will find a solution. If it doesn’t, there isn’t demand.

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At the 100 day Trump celebration, Pam Bondi said that the fentanyl seizures under Trump have saved 258 million lives.

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Only the best hires.

Doesn’t that show Biden was much better at seizing Fentanyl then Trump and a lot more is probably slipping through the boarder? Maybe even enough to kill the other quarter of the population!

Math is hard…..

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It could also show that Elmo fired the people who tallied the seizures.

Not if you count that some people were saved multiple times . . .

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Is Waltz the first one to dance away from this administration?

Are we counting Musk?

I think Waltz’s resignation isn’t voluntary.

Now that the social media attention has moved on, it’s time to pay the price for Signalgate.

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OK, thrown out by the bouncer-in-chief?

apparently just moving into the UN Ambassador position, that should be an interesting confirmation hearing

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