2023 Rodger’s Defection GoActuary NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest with Jordan’s Love

Noted

Three of 'em this week:

The question isn’t “Who is going to win this week?” The question is “For what week is @OutdoormanNowActuary going to apply his Mob Insurance?”

Here are the results for week 16:

No. Player
 3  OutdoormanNowActuary 14-2
19  Conor Orr            11-5
 4  PatientZombie        10-6
 5  A695814              10-6
11  redearedslider       10-6
18  Adam Ranks           10-6
 1  UltimateAnyone        9-7
 6  TheArbitrary          9-7
 7  Carrie’s Carebears    9-7
 9  Mountainhawk          9-7
10  Kid_Rock              9-7
14  IPD                   9-7
16  Jahiegel              9-7
12  Vorian_Atreides       8-8
13  ldancer911            8-8
17  3rookie               8-8
98  zAll Home Teams       8-8
 2  Funemployed           7-9
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland    7-9
15  JudgeSmails           7-9

Congratulations to @OutdoormanNowActuary on a stunning performance this week, moving up five places on the overall leader board in the process.

The prize this week is, again, “Mob Insurance”.

Frankie "The Actuarial Ace" Lombardi

Nice Little Lead You Got There…It Would Be A Shame If Something Were To [ahem] Happen To It : If you win this award you’ll be able to insure that all of the teams you picked for the week you declare do not blow a seven or more point lead that they had at the end of the 3rd quarter.

The default will be to apply it to next week’s picks - i.e., week 17. Your other option is [checks notes] 18.

You have also won a COFP. There is no VALSA as Missouri loves company.

This week…
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@Funemployed used a Choose Your Own Adventure Award to change his Browns pick to the Texans…he’s only 1/6 so far…he’s got one last chace next week to try to salvage a little dignity if the Browns defeat the Jets. :-1:

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@UltimateAnyone used his Mob Insurance award this week. None of the teams that he picked & lost had a lead of seven points or more at the beginning of the fourth quarter.. :person_shrugging:

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@UltimateAnyone, A695814, @TheArbitrary, @3rookie, & Ezekial_Cumberland used a COFP to change their Chargers pick to the Bills :+1:
For getting that pre-season-COFP correct, @TheArbitrary has correctly used that award three times. Thus, he has won the UA’s Early Bird Award of Continued Excellence and another COFP.

@PatientZombie used a COFP to change his Panthers pick to the Packers :+1:

Here are the overall results after week 16:

Place No. Player
    1  5  A695814                155-84-1   64.79%
    2  1  UltimateAnyone         153-86-1   63.96%
    3 16  Jahiegel                 151-89   62.92%
    4  2  Funemployed              150-90   62.50%
    5 10  Kid_Rock                 150-90   62.50%
    6  3  OutdoormanNowActuary     149-91   62.08%
    7  4  PatientZombie          148-91-1   61.88%
    8  6  TheArbitrary             148-92   61.67%
    9  7  Carrie’s Carebears       147-93   61.25%
   10  9  Mountainhawk             146-94   60.83%
   11 13  ldancer911               146-94   60.83%
   12 14  IPD                      144-96   60.00%
   13 15  JudgeSmails              142-98   59.17%
   14  8  Ezekial_Cumberland      140-100   58.33%
   15 19  Conor Orr               139-101   57.92%
   16 11  redearedslider          136-104   56.67%
   17 12  Vorian_Atreides         134-106   55.83%
   18 98  zAll Home Teams         134-106   55.83%
   19 17  3rookie                 133-107   55.42%
   20 18  Adam Ranks              129-111   53.75%

2/3 this week. Two more chances next week:

The Predictive Analytics Gonkulator© is back in action, churning through its labyrinth of algorithms and forecasts. Time to unravel the tapestry of predictions for the upcoming week and uncover the secrets it holds.

A695814 now has a two game lead over @UltimateAnyone. The next closest competitor is @Jahiegel who has dropped to 4.5 games behind first place. You may think the A695814 is running away with the competition, but in the intricate marathon of predictions, twists and turns abound. The race is far from decided, and the field is brimming with contenders ready to make their move. Here are just a few:

A695814 @UltimateAnyone -2
Cowboys Lions
Texans Titans
Saints Buccaneers
Chiefs Bengals
A695814 @Jahiegel -4.5
Jets Browns
Texans Titans
A695814 @Funemployed -5.5
Jets Browns
Saints Buccaneers
A695814 @Kid_Rock -5.5
Raiders Colts
49ers Commanders
Broncos Chargers

A695814 has used a COFP to change his Week 17 Jets pick to the Browns.

AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Patriots to Bills :rage:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 12 Change Raiders to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 15 Change Seahawks to Eagles :rage:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 16 Change Chargers to Bills :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 2 Change Jets to Cowboys :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 5 Change Bears to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 7 Change Vikings to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 9 Change Cardinals to Browns :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 13 Change Bengals to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 4 Change Jets to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Browns to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Jets to Eagles :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 12 Change Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 15 Change Patriots to Chiefs :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick - Bonus OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 17 Change Bengals to Chiefs :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 8 Change Panthers to Texans :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 10 Change Panthers to Bears :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 12 Change Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick - Bonus PatientZombie Wk 14 Change Giants to Packers :rage:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 16 Change Chargers to Bills :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 17 Change Jets to Browns :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 11 Change Giants to Commanders :rage:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 12 Change Chargers to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 13 Change Bengals to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 13 Change Panthers to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 16 Change Chargers to Bills :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick - Bonus TheArbitrary :thinking:
1 I Guarantee It ldancer911 Wk 18 Guarantee Commanders over Cowboys :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It ldancer911 Wk 18 Guarantee Panthers over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick IPD Wk 8 Change Raiders to Lions :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 12 Changes Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award MountainHawk Wk 8 Change Bengals to 49ers :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Guarantee Cardinals over Falcons :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 13 Change Bengals to Jaguars :rage:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 7 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :rage:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 8 Change Broncos to Chiefs :rage:
4 Lovable Losers PatientZombie Wk 10 Guarantee Cardinals over Falcons :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 15 Change Panthers to Falcons :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary Wk 7 Change Steelers to Rams :rage:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 6 Change Jets to Eagles :rage:
5 Lovable Losers Carrie’s Carebears Wk 18 Guarantee Panthers over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 6 Change Broncos to Chiefs :green_heart:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage PatientZombie Wk 13 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 16 Change Panthers to Packers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage A695814 Wk 13 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 9 Change Browns to Cardinals :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 12 Change Broncos to Browns :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 13 Change Rams to Browns :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 14 Change Browns to Jaguars :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 15 Change Bears to Browns :green_heart:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 16 Change Browns to Texans :rage:
Choose Your Own Adventure Funemployed Wk 17 Change Jets to Browns :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 11 Change Panthers to Cowboys :green_heart:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure UltimateAnyone Wk 11 CYOA: JHFA +3 Away Teams :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick ldancer911 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick 3rookie Wk 16 Change Chargers to Bills :green_heart:
10 Choose Your Own Adventure redearedslider Wk 11 CYOA: RPL7 +7 to Ravens pick :woman_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
11 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 Funemployed Wk 12 +4 to Seahawks pick, +3 to Chargers pick :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 15 Change Patriots to Chiefs :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
12 Random Poster’s Lucky 7 A695814 Wk 15 +7 Colts over Steelers :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
13 Numbers’ Nudge Carrie’s Carebears Wk 14 +6 Bears over Lions :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 14 Change Chargers to Broncos :green_heart:
14 Numbers’ Nudge Mountainhawk Wk 17 +11 Jets over Browns :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 17 Change Lions to Cowboys :popcorn:
Lion’s Share Award PatientZombie Wk 15 Change Jets to Dolphins :green_heart:
15 Mob Insurance UltimateAnyone Wk 16 Apply to Week 16 :man_shrugging:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 16 Change Chargers to Bills :green_heart:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
16 Mob Insurance OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 17 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:

Speaking from personal experience, that tends to be a bad move

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We’re in this one together!

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I accept the default

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Let’s go ahead and throw that Early Bird COFP to move Jets to Browns… Please and thank you

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contrails to entrails

Sorry Arby, but I gotta join ya:

COFP: Jets :arrow_forward: Browns

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Seems to be the poplar :deciduous_tree: thing to do.

Let’s see if I can use my COFP superpowers for good.

I believe I have on COFP left. If that’s the case:

COFP: Giants :arrow_forward: Rams

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Noted.

The Sunday Night Update will be delayed since the Sunday Night Update Desk was last seen being lifted away by a helicopter. Bet you don’t know what kind of wood it is.

Oak

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Nope. It’s oak.

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