2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

Pre-Season Awards Summary:

:rofl:

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Alternatively, we’ve ignored your Weeks 1-18 picks and instead used your Weeks (FOR A1 = 19 to 36
IF(MOD(A1,18)=0,18,MOD(A1,18)) NEXT!) picks…or something like that.

:rofl:

It was not so much a formula error as a copy and paste error. You correctly interpreted my stupidity!

Gracias I81U812!

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I debated whether to participate this year after my abysmal performance last year, but since I am glutton for punishment…

Rams
Ravens
Browns
Colts
Commanders
Dolphins
Saints
Eagles
Bengals
49ers
Packers
Chiefs
Chargers
Titans
Buccaneers
Broncos
Chiefs
Giants
Colts
Ravens
Patriots
Browns
Buccaneers
Lions
Rams
49ers
Raiders
Cowboys
Broncos
Packers
Bills
Eagles
Browns
Ravens
Bills
Bengals
Vikings
Bears
Chiefs
Titans
Saints
Eagles
Chargers
Seahawks
Buccaneers
Rams
Broncos
Cowboys
Bengals
Saints
Bills
Giants
Browns
Eagles
Chargers
Steelers
Lions
Colts
Cowboys
Cardinals
Raiders
Packers
Buccaneers
49ers
Broncos
Packers
Buccaneers
Vikings
Patriots
Jaguars
Chargers
Dolphins
Bills
Saints
Titans
49ers
Rams
Cardinals
Ravens
Chiefs
Bears
Ravens
Bengals
Colts
Dolphins
Browns
Packers
49ers
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Rams
Chiefs
Eagles
Chargers
Cardinals
Bengals
Ravens
Cowboys
Packers
Titans
Jaguars
Buccaneers
Raiders
Broncos
49ers
Chargers
Dolphins
Patriots
Buccaneers
Broncos
Vikings
Falcons
Cowboys
Raiders
Dolphins
Patriots
Eagles
Titans
Seahawks
Rams
Colts
Bills
Bengals
Eagles
Bills
Bengals
Packers
Patriots
Raiders
Chargers
Dolphins
Commanders
Cardinals
Buccaneers
Chiefs
Ravens
Panthers
Buccaneers
Dolphins
Titans
Bears
Giants
Chiefs
Bills
Steelers
Raiders
Rams
Packers
49ers
Eagles
Packers
Ravens
Bears
Bills
Giants
Rams
Patriots
Colts
Commanders
Broncos
Cowboys
Chargers
Bengals
49ers
Bills
Cowboys
Patriots
Commanders
Ravens
Jets
Bengals
Broncos
Dolphins
Buccaneers
Raiders
Chargers
Chiefs
49ers
Packers
Colts
Bills
Browns
Ravens
Packers
Lions
Vikings
Steelers
Eagles
Commanders
49ers
Rams
Bengals
Raiders
Cowboys
Buccaneers
Rams
Ravens
Bengals
Cowboys
Titans
Lions
Bills
Eagles
Chargers
Seahawks
49ers
Chiefs
Cardinals
49ers
Saints
Ravens
Cowboys
Jets
Colts
Chiefs
Bills
Commanders
Eagles
Steelers
Broncos
Buccaneers
Chargers
Raiders
Packers
Jets
Ravens
Bills
Bengals
Panthers
Titans
Browns
Vikings
Chiefs
49ers
Cowboys
Raiders
Packers
Rams
Buccaneers
Chargers
Titans
Cardinals
Buccaneers
Lions
Commanders
Chiefs
Colts
Texans
Patriots
Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
49ers
Packers
Chargers
Bengals
49ers
Bengals
Saints
Steelers
Cowboys
Packers
Colts
Chiefs
Broncos
Rams
Bears
Bills
Eagles
Dolphins
Buccaneers
Titans
female

I didn’t copy over the “weeks”, so let me know if anything looks off, such as I picked the Bears to win a Bengals-Steelers game or other such nonsense.

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Week 1;Bills@Rams; Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Jets; Ravens
Week 1;Browns@Panthers; Browns
Week 1;Colts@Texans; Colts
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders; Commanders
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins; Dolphins
Week 1;Saints@Falcons; Saints
Week 1;Eagles@Lions; Eagles
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 1;Packers@Vikings;Packers
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals;Chiefs
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Giants@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Buccaneers
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Broncos
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers;Patriots
Week 2;Jets@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 2;Commanders@Lions;Commanders
Week 2;Falcons@Rams;Rams
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys;Bengals
Week 2;Texans@Broncos;Broncos
Week 2;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Titans@Bills;Bills
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 3;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots;Ravens
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 3;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 3;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 3;Texans@Bears;Bears
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts;Chiefs
Week 3;Raiders@Titans;Titans
Week 3;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers;Chargers
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 3;49ers@Broncos;49ers
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Vikings@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Bills
Week 4;Bears@Giants;Giants
Week 4;Browns@Falcons;Browns
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles;Eagles
Week 4;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 4;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 4;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4 in London;Cardinals@Panthers;Cardinals
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 4;Patriots@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers; Buccaneers
Week 4;Rams@49ers; 49ers
Week 5;Colts@Broncos;Broncos
Week 5;Giants@Packers;Packers
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Lions@Patriots;Patriots
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Chargers@Browns;Chargers
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 5;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints;Saints
Week 5;Titans@Commanders;Titans
Week 5;49ers@Panthers;49ers
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams;Rams
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Commanders@Bears;Bears
Week 6;Ravens@Giants;Ravens
Week 6;Bengals@Saints;Bengals
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts; Colts
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 6;Patriots@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Jets@Packers;Packers
Week 6;49ers@Falcons;49ers
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers;Buccaneers
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks;Cardinals
Week 6;Panthers@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles;Cowboys
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals;Bengals
Week 7;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 7;Packers@Commanders;Packers
Week 7;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 7;Bears@Patriots;Patriots
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;Cardinals
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 8;Raiders@Saints;Raiders
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions;Dolphins
Week 8;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 8;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 8 in London;Giants@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 8;Commanders@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Packers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;Raiders
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;Chargers
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;Dolphins
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;Commanders
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Texans@Giants;Giants
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;Bills
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;Raiders
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;49ers
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Titans@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;Bears
Week 11;Browns@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Lions@Giants;Giants
Week 11;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;Colts
Week 11 in Munich;Commanders@Texans;Commanders
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;Cowboys
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;Chargers
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;Bengals
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 12;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;Patriots
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;Commanders
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 12;Bears@Jets;Bears
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;Broncos
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;Buccaneers
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;Raiders
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Saints@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;Packers
Week 12;Steelers@Colts;Colts
Week 13;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 13;Browns@Texans;Browns
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Jets@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons;Steelers
Week 13;Titans@Eagles;Eagles
Week 13;Commanders@Giants;Commanders
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers;49ers
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 14;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Vikings@Lions;Lions
Week 14;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Eagles@Giants;Eagles
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks;49ers
Week 15;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars;Cowboys
Week 15;Lions@Jets;Jets
Week 15;Colts@Vikings;Colts
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Giants@Commanders;Commanders
Week 15;Eagles@Bears;Eagles
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers;Steelers
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;Raiders
Week 15;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Bears;Bills
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;Bengals
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Saints@Browns;Browns
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;49ers
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;Raiders
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;Packers
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;Buccaneers
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;Chargers
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;Cardinals
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 17;Browns@Commanders;Commanders
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;49ers
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;Rams
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
Week 18;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 18;Vikings@Bears;Bears
Week 18;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral;Male

I decided the quote tags were extraneous information. Many of these picks may well be extraneous information, but I left them.

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We’re glad you’re here.

Your entry is perfectly cromulent.

Now in her 5th year, we welcome back twig93 (600-436-4 57.9%). Of those, who have completed 4 years of this fantastic contest, her record ranks above the median.

The Buccaneers prey on Spanish settlements, shipping, and NFL teams running up 16 wins. The Texans & Falcons would like to take flight to Cancun instead of suffering through a 16-loss season.

twig93’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    8  9
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Bengals    14  3
Ravens     14  3
Browns      7 10
Steelers    5 12

AFC South
Colts      10  7
Titans     10  7
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      1 16

AFC West
Chargers   13  4
Chiefs     13  4
Broncos    10  7
Raiders    10  7
NFC East
Eagles     13  4
Cowboys    12  5
Commanders  7 10
Giants      4 13

NFC North
Packers    15  2
Bears       5 12
Lions       5 12
Vikings     5 12

NFC South
Buccaneers 16  1
Saints      6 11
Panthers    2 15
Falcons     1 16

NFC West
49ers      15  2
Rams       12  5
Cardinals   7 10
Seahawks    4 13

I got a double-order of neous in my Subway Footlong Pass today. There’s a lot of extra neous on my shirt. I should have called a running play.

We welcome Rookie SteveWhite to the fold. The Buccaneers pirate their way to a perfect season. Stop me if you’ve heard this one is a silly phrase…especially since you cannot stop me, you can only hope to contain me…the Texans are flying standby to Cancun and have brought along a Falcon as their support animal.

SteveWhite’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    8  9
Jets        2 15

AFC North
Bengals    15  2
Ravens     14  3
Browns      8  9
Steelers    4 13

AFC South
Colts      10  7
Titans     10  7
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      1 16

AFC West
Chargers   13  4
Chiefs     13  4
Broncos     9  8
Raiders     9  8
NFC East
Cowboys    12  5
Eagles     12  5
Commanders  8  9
Giants      4 13

NFC North
Packers    15  2
Bears       6 11
Lions       4 13
Vikings     4 13

NFC South
Buccaneers 17  0
Saints      6 11
Panthers    2 15
Falcons     1 16

NFC West
49ers      15  2
Rams       13  4
Cardinals   8  9
Seahawks    4 13

That’s good to know; I wouldn’t have guessed that. Must have been from seasons 2 & 3 because I think my 1st & 4th were both pretty bad.

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Hey, everybody, if you’re looking for something else that’s fun to do and NFL football related and doesn’t take up too much time, be sure to check out https://community-new.goactuary.com/t/2022-double-elimination-reverse-suicide-pool/6401. Just like the FSP contest, the more the merrier, especially if your name is Mary.

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Thanks for the shout-out! The Reverse Suicide game doesn’t require much time if you don’t want it to. Pick one team to lose each week; can’t pick the same team more than once. Easy!

In… da house of pain!

Summary

Week 1;Bills@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Jets;Ravens
Week 1;Browns@Panthers;Browns
Week 1;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders;Commanders
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins;Patriots
Week 1;Saints@Falcons;Saints
Week 1;Eagles@Lions;Eagles
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 1;Packers@Vikings;Packers
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals;Chiefs
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Giants@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Buccaneers
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Broncos
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers;Steelers
Week 2;Jets@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 2;Commanders@Lions;Lions
Week 2;Falcons@Rams;Rams
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Texans@Broncos;Broncos
Week 2;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Titans@Bills;Bills
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 3;Steelers@Browns;Steelers
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots;Ravens
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 3;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 3;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 3;Texans@Bears;Bears
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts;Chiefs
Week 3;Raiders@Titans;Titans
Week 3;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers;Chargers
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks;Falcons
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 3;49ers@Broncos;49ers
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Vikings@Saints;Vikings
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Bills
Week 4;Bears@Giants;Giants
Week 4;Browns@Falcons;Browns
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles;Eagles
Week 4;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 4;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 4;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4 in London;Cardinals@Panthers;Cardinals
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders;Broncos
Week 4;Patriots@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 4;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Colts@Broncos;Broncos
Week 5;Giants@Packers;Packers
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Lions@Patriots;Patriots
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Chargers@Browns;Chargers
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 5;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints;Saints
Week 5;Titans@Commanders;Titans
Week 5;49ers@Panthers;49ers
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams;Rams
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Commanders@Bears;Bears
Week 6;Ravens@Giants;Ravens
Week 6;Bengals@Saints;Bengals
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins;Vikings
Week 6;Patriots@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Jets@Packers;Packers
Week 6;49ers@Falcons;49ers
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers;Buccaneers
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks;Cardinals
Week 6;Panthers@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs;Bills
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals;Bengals
Week 7;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 7;Packers@Commanders;Packers
Week 7;Colts@Titans;Colts
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars;Giants
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;49ers
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins;Steelers
Week 7;Bears@Patriots;Patriots
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Panthers
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 8;Raiders@Saints;Saints
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions;Dolphins
Week 8;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles;Steelers
Week 8;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 8 in London;Giants@Seahawks;Giants
Week 8;49ers@Rams;49ers
Week 8;Commanders@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Packers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;Colts
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;Raiders
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;Chargers
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;Dolphins
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;Vikings
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;Broncos
Week 10;Lions@Bears;Lions
Week 10;Texans@Giants;Giants
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;Bills
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;Raiders
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;49ers
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Titans@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;Bears
Week 11;Browns@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Lions@Giants;Lions
Week 11;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;Colts
Week 11 in Munich;Commanders@Texans;Commanders
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;Vikings
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 12;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;Vikings
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;Commanders
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 12;Bears@Jets;Jets
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;Bengals
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;Broncos
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;Buccaneers
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;Raiders
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Saints@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 12;Steelers@Colts;Colts
Week 13;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 13;Browns@Texans;Browns
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Jets@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons;Steelers
Week 13;Titans@Eagles;Eagles
Week 13;Commanders@Giants;Giants
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers;49ers
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals;Chiefs
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 14;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Vikings@Lions;Vikings
Week 14;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Eagles@Giants;Eagles
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks;Panthers
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers;49ers
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;Broncos
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals;Patriots
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks;49ers
Week 15;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Browns;Ravens
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars;Cowboys
Week 15;Lions@Jets;Lions
Week 15;Colts@Vikings;Vikings
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Giants@Commanders;Giants
Week 15;Eagles@Bears;Eagles
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers;Steelers
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;Patriots
Week 15;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Bears;Bills
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;Bengals
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;Lions
Week 16;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Saints@Browns;Browns
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;49ers
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;Steelers
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;Packers
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;Buccaneers
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;Colts
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;Cowboys
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;Cardinals
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 17;Browns@Commanders;Browns
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;Jaguars
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;Jets
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;49ers
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;Chargers
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;Ravens
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;Steelers
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Cowboys
Week 18;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos;Chargers
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 18;Vikings@Bears;Vikings
Week 18;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
Male

Hope I did this correctly!

Sorry Seahawk or Texan fans! I’m just a Jet fan, so please go easy on me. :wink:

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:+1:

After a solid rookie season, we welcome back JudgeSmails (172-99-1 63.4%) to the fold. The 49ers, Texans, & Seahawks all achieve perfection in one way or another.

JudgeSmails’ Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      15  2
Patriots    8  9
Dolphins    6 11
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Ravens     15  2
Bengals    11  6
Steelers   11  6
Browns      7 10

AFC South
Colts      12  5
Titans      7 10
Jaguars     2 15
Texans      0 17

AFC West
Chargers   13  4
Chiefs     13  4
Broncos    11  6
Raiders     5 12
NFC East
Eagles     13  4
Cowboys    12  5
Giants      7 10
Commanders  3 14

NFC North
Packers    14  3
Vikings    13  4
Lions       8  9
Bears       3 14

NFC South
Buccaneers 16  1
Saints      6 11
Panthers    3 14
Falcons     1 16

NFC West
49ers      17  0
Rams       11  6
Cardinals   6 11
Seahawks    0 17

Worth noting that Kyle Brandt of NFL Network predicts Kirk Cousins to be this year’s MVP.

Getting spicy already!

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Week 1;Bills@Rams;Rams
Week 1;Ravens@Jets;Ravens
Week 1;Browns@Panthers;Panthers
Week 1;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders;Commanders
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 1;Saints@Falcons;Saints
Week 1;Eagles@Lions;Eagles
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 1;Packers@Vikings;Packers
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals;Chiefs
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Giants@Titans;Titans
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Broncos
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Panthers@Giants;Giants
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers;Steelers
Week 2;Jets@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints;Buccaneers
Week 2;Commanders@Lions;Commanders
Week 2;Falcons@Rams;Rams
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;Raiders
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Texans@Broncos;Broncos
Week 2;Bears@Packers;Packers
Week 2;Titans@Bills;Bills
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 3;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots;Patriots
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins;Bills
Week 3;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 3;Lions@Vikings;Vikings
Week 3;Texans@Bears;Bears
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts;Chiefs
Week 3;Raiders@Titans;Titans
Week 3;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers;Chargers
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 3;49ers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants;Cowboys
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals;Bengals
Week 4;Vikings@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Ravens
Week 4;Bears@Giants;Giants
Week 4;Browns@Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles;Eagles
Week 4;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 4;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 4;Titans@Colts;Colts
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4 in London;Cardinals@Panthers;Cardinals
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders;Raiders
Week 4;Patriots@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 4;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Colts@Broncos;Broncos
Week 5;Giants@Packers;Packers
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Bears@Vikings;Vikings
Week 5;Lions@Patriots;Patriots
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Chargers@Browns;Chargers
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 5;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints;Saints
Week 5;Titans@Commanders;Commanders
Week 5;49ers@Panthers;49ers
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams;Rams
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Commanders@Bears;Commanders
Week 6;Ravens@Giants;Ravens
Week 6;Bengals@Saints;Saints
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 6;Patriots@Browns;Patriots
Week 6;Jets@Packers;Packers
Week 6;49ers@Falcons;49ers
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers;Buccaneers
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks;Cardinals
Week 6;Panthers@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals;Bengals
Week 7;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 7;Packers@Commanders;Packers
Week 7;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Raiders;Raiders
Week 7;Jets@Broncos;Broncos
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;Chiefs
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 7;Bears@Patriots;Patriots
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Panthers
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 8;Raiders@Saints;Saints
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions;Dolphins
Week 8;Patriots@Jets;Patriots
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 8;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 8 in London;Giants@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 8;Commanders@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Packers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;Bengals
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Packers@Lions;Packers
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;Patriots
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;Raiders
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;Chargers
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;Dolphins
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;Commanders
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;Titans
Week 10;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Texans@Giants;Giants
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;Bills
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;Raiders
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;Packers
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;49ers
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Titans@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;Falcons
Week 11;Browns@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Lions@Giants;Giants
Week 11;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;Colts
Week 11 in Munich;Commanders@Texans;Commanders
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;Broncos
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;Vikings
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;Chargers
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;Bengals
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;49ers
Week 12;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;Vikings
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;Commanders
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 12;Bears@Jets;Jets
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;Titans
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;Broncos
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;Buccaneers
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;Raiders
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Saints@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;Packers
Week 12;Steelers@Colts;Colts
Week 13;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 13;Browns@Texans;Browns
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Jets@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons;Steelers
Week 13;Titans@Eagles;Eagles
Week 13;Commanders@Giants;Giants
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers;49ers
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals;Bengals
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 14;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Titans
Week 14;Vikings@Lions;Vikings
Week 14;Jets@Bills;Bills
Week 14;Eagles@Giants;Eagles
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers;Chargers
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers;Buccaneers
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;Broncos
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks;49ers
Week 15;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars;Cowboys
Week 15;Lions@Jets;Jets
Week 15;Colts@Vikings;Vikings
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills;Bills
Week 15;Giants@Commanders;Commanders
Week 15;Eagles@Bears;Eagles
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos;Broncos
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;Raiders
Week 15;Rams@Packers;Packers
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Bears;Bills
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;Bengals
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;Panthers
Week 16;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Saints@Browns;Browns
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;49ers
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;Raiders
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;Packers
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;Buccaneers
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;Colts
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;Cardinals
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 17;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 17;Browns@Commanders;Commanders
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;Jaguars
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;Patriots
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;Chargers
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;Bills
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;
Week 18;Lions@Packers;Packers
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 18;Vikings@Bears;Vikings
Week 18;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Eagles
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons;Buccaneers
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
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Welcome back to 6th-year player, 2020 Champion, & Hall of Famer, Jahiegel (834-457-5 64.5%). He slips his entry in with plenty of time to spare. The Texans slip on a banana peel and fail to win at all. The Buccaneers buffalo their way to sixteen wins.

Editor’s note: his entry failed to pick a winner for the Cowboys@Commanders game. Via PM, he clarified that he would choose the Cowboys. That may or may not be reflected in his post above.

Jahiegel’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Bills      14  3
Dolphins    9  8
Patriots    8  9
Jets        3 14

AFC North
Ravens     13  4
Bengals    11  6
Browns      6 11
Steelers    4 13

AFC South
Colts      10  7
Titans     10  7
Jaguars     3 14
Texans      0 17

AFC West
Chargers   13  4
Chiefs     13  4
Broncos    11  6
Raiders     9  8
NFC East
Eagles     13  4
Cowboys    12  5
Commanders  9  8
Giants      5 12

NFC North
Packers    15  2
Vikings    10  7
Lions       3 14
Bears       2 15

NFC South
Buccaneers 16  1
Saints      8  9
Panthers    5 12
Falcons     2 15

NFC West
49ers      12  5
Rams       12  5
Cardinals   7 10
Seahawks    4 13

tick tock tick tock
About one hour left, folks…and if you are my folks I don’t know what you’re doing here.

Week 1;Bills@Rams;Bills
Week 1;Ravens@Jets;Ravens
Week 1;Browns@Panthers;Browns
Week 1;Colts@Texans;Colts
Week 1;Jaguars@Commanders;Commanders
Week 1;Patriots@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 1;Saints@Falcons;Saints
Week 1;Eagles@Lions;Lions
Week 1;Steelers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 1;49ers@Bears;49ers
Week 1;Packers@Vikings;Vikings
Week 1;Chiefs@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 1;Raiders@Chargers;Chargers
Week 1;Giants@Titans;Giants
Week 1;Buccaneers@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 1;Broncos@Seahawks;Broncos
Week 2;Chargers@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 2;Panthers@Giants;Panthers
Week 2;Colts@Jaguars;Colts
Week 2;Dolphins@Ravens;Ravens
Week 2;Patriots@Steelers;Steelers
Week 2;Jets@Browns;Browns
Week 2;Buccaneers@Saints;Saints
Week 2;Commanders@Lions;Lions
Week 2;Falcons@Rams;Falcons
Week 2;Seahawks@49ers;49ers
Week 2;Cardinals@Raiders;Cardinals
Week 2;Bengals@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 2;Texans@Broncos;Texans
Week 2;Bears@Packers;Bears
Week 2;Titans@Bills;Titans
Week 2;Vikings@Eagles;Eagles
Week 3;Steelers@Browns;Browns
Week 3;Ravens@Patriots;Patriots
Week 3;Bills@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 3;Bengals@Jets;Bengals
Week 3;Lions@Vikings;Lions
Week 3;Texans@Bears;Bears
Week 3 in London;Chiefs@Colts;Colts
Week 3;Raiders@Titans;Titans
Week 3;Saints@Panthers;Saints
Week 3;Eagles@Commanders;Eagles
Week 3;Jaguars@Chargers;Chargers
Week 3;Falcons@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 3;Packers@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 3;Rams@Cardinals;Rams
Week 3;49ers@Broncos;49ers
Week 3;Cowboys@Giants;Giants
Week 4;Dolphins@Bengals;Dolphins
Week 4;Vikings@Saints;Saints
Week 4;Bills@Ravens;Ravens
Week 4;Bears@Giants;Giants
Week 4;Browns@Falcons;Falcons
Week 4;Jaguars@Eagles;Jaguars
Week 4;Chargers@Texans;Chargers
Week 4;Jets@Steelers;Steelers
Week 4;Seahawks@Lions;Lions
Week 4;Titans@Colts;Titans
Week 4;Commanders@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 4 in London;Cardinals@Panthers;Cardinals
Week 4;Broncos@Raiders;Broncos
Week 4;Patriots@Packers;Packers
Week 4;Chiefs@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 4;Rams@49ers;49ers
Week 5;Colts@Broncos;Colts
Week 5;Giants@Packers;Giants
Week 5;Falcons@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 5;Bears@Vikings;Bears
Week 5;Lions@Patriots;Patriots
Week 5;Texans@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 5;Chargers@Browns;Browns
Week 5;Dolphins@Jets;Dolphins
Week 5;Steelers@Bills;Bills
Week 5;Seahawks@Saints;Saints
Week 5;Titans@Commanders;Titans
Week 5;49ers@Panthers;49ers
Week 5;Cowboys@Rams;Cowboys
Week 5;Eagles@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 5;Bengals@Ravens;Ravens
Week 5;Raiders@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 6;Commanders@Bears;Bears
Week 6;Ravens@Giants;Giants
Week 6;Bengals@Saints;Bengals
Week 6;Jaguars@Colts;Colts
Week 6;Vikings@Dolphins;Vikings
Week 6;Patriots@Browns;Browns
Week 6;Jets@Packers;Packers
Week 6;49ers@Falcons;49ers
Week 6;Buccaneers@Steelers;Buccaneers
Week 6;Cardinals@Seahawks;Cardinals
Week 6;Panthers@Rams;Rams
Week 6;Bills@Chiefs;Bills
Week 6;Cowboys@Eagles;Eagles
Week 6;Broncos@Chargers;Broncos
Week 7;Saints@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 7;Falcons@Bengals;Bengals
Week 7;Browns@Ravens;Ravens
Week 7;Lions@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 7;Packers@Commanders;Commanders
Week 7;Colts@Titans;Titans
Week 7;Giants@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 7;Buccaneers@Panthers;Buccaneers
Week 7;Texans@Raiders;Texans
Week 7;Jets@Broncos;Jets
Week 7;Chiefs@49ers;Chiefs
Week 7;Seahawks@Chargers;Chargers
Week 7;Steelers@Dolphins;Steelers
Week 7;Bears@Patriots;Patriots
Week 8;Ravens@Buccaneers;Ravens
Week 8;Broncos@Jaguars;Broncos
Week 8;Cardinals@Vikings;Vikings
Week 8;Panthers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 8;Bears@Cowboys;Bears
Week 8;Raiders@Saints;Saints
Week 8;Dolphins@Lions;Dolphins
Week 8;Patriots@Jets;Jets
Week 8;Steelers@Eagles;Steelers
Week 8;Titans@Texans;Titans
Week 8 in London;Giants@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 8;49ers@Rams;Rams
Week 8;Commanders@Colts;Colts
Week 8;Packers@Bills;Bills
Week 8;Bengals@Browns;Browns
Week 9;Eagles@Texans;Eagles
Week 9;Bills@Jets;Bills
Week 9;Panthers@Bengals;Bengals
Week 9;Packers@Lions;Lions
Week 9;Colts@Patriots;Colts
Week 9;Raiders@Jaguars;Jaguars
Week 9;Chargers@Falcons;Chargers
Week 9;Dolphins@Bears;Dolphins
Week 9;Vikings@Commanders;Vikings
Week 9;Seahawks@Cardinals;Seahawks
Week 9;Rams@Buccaneers;Rams
Week 9;Titans@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 9;Ravens@Saints;Ravens
Week 10;Falcons@Panthers;Panthers
Week 10;Seahawks@Buccaneers;Buccaneers
Week 10;Browns@Dolphins;Browns
Week 10;Broncos@Titans;Broncos
Week 10;Lions@Bears;Bears
Week 10;Texans@Giants;Giants
Week 10;Jaguars@Chiefs;Jaguars
Week 10;Vikings@Bills;Bills
Week 10;Saints@Steelers;Steelers
Week 10;Colts@Raiders;Colts
Week 10;Cardinals@Rams;Rams
Week 10;Cowboys@Packers;Cowboys
Week 10;Chargers@49ers;Chargers
Week 10;Commanders@Eagles;Eagles
Week 11;Titans@Packers;Packers
Week 11;Panthers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 11;Bears@Falcons;Falcons
Week 11;Browns@Bills;Bills
Week 11;Lions@Giants;Lions
Week 11;Rams@Saints;Rams
Week 11;Jets@Patriots;Patriots
Week 11;Eagles@Colts;Eagles
Week 11 in Munich;Commanders@Texans;Texans
Week 11;Raiders@Broncos;Raiders
Week 11;Cowboys@Vikings;Vikings
Week 11;Chiefs@Chargers;Chiefs
Week 11;Bengals@Steelers;Steelers
Week 11;49ers@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 12;Bills@Lions;Bills
Week 12;Giants@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 12;Patriots@Vikings;Patriots
Week 12;Falcons@Commanders;Commanders
Week 12;Ravens@Jaguars;Ravens
Week 12;Bears@Jets;Bears
Week 12;Bengals@Titans;Titans
Week 12;Broncos@Panthers;Broncos
Week 12;Texans@Dolphins;Dolphins
Week 12;Buccaneers@Browns;Browns
Week 12;Raiders@Seahawks;Raiders
Week 12;Chargers@Cardinals;Chargers
Week 12;Rams@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 12;Saints@49ers;49ers
Week 12;Packers@Eagles;Eagles
Week 12;Steelers@Colts;Steelers
Week 13;Bills@Patriots;Bills
Week 13;Browns@Texans;Texans
Week 13;Broncos@Ravens;Ravens
Week 13;Packers@Bears;Packers
Week 13;Jaguars@Lions;Lions
Week 13;Jets@Vikings;Vikings
Week 13;Steelers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 13;Titans@Eagles;Titans
Week 13;Commanders@Giants;Giants
Week 13;Dolphins@49ers;Dolphins
Week 13;Seahawks@Rams;Rams
Week 13;Chiefs@Bengals;Chiefs
Week 13;Chargers@Raiders;Chargers
Week 13;Colts@Cowboys;Colts
Week 13;Saints@Buccaneers;Saints
Week 14;Raiders@Rams;Rams
Week 14;Ravens@Steelers;Ravens
Week 14;Browns@Bengals;Bengals
Week 14;Texans@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 14;Jaguars@Titans;Jaguars
Week 14;Vikings@Lions;Lions
Week 14;Jets@Bills;Jets
Week 14;Eagles@Giants;Giants
Week 14;Dolphins@Chargers;Dolphins
Week 14;Panthers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 14;Buccaneers@49ers;49ers
Week 14;Chiefs@Broncos;Chiefs
Week 14;Patriots@Cardinals;Cardinals
Week 15;49ers@Seahawks;Seahawks
Week 15;Falcons@Saints;Saints
Week 15;Ravens@Browns;Browns
Week 15;Cowboys@Jaguars;Cowboys
Week 15;Lions@Jets;Lions
Week 15;Colts@Vikings;Vikings
Week 15;Chiefs@Texans;Chiefs
Week 15;Dolphins@Bills;Dolphins
Week 15;Giants@Commanders;Giants
Week 15;Eagles@Bears;Bears
Week 15;Steelers@Panthers;Panthers
Week 15;Cardinals@Broncos;Cardinals
Week 15;Bengals@Buccaneers;Bengals
Week 15;Titans@Chargers;Chargers
Week 15;Patriots@Raiders;Raiders
Week 15;Rams@Packers;Rams
Week 16;Jaguars@Jets;Jets
Week 16;Falcons@Ravens;Ravens
Week 16;Bills@Bears;Bears
Week 16;Bengals@Patriots;Patriots
Week 16;Lions@Panthers;Lions
Week 16;Texans@Titans;Titans
Week 16;Saints@Browns;Saints
Week 16;Giants@Vikings;Vikings
Week 16;Seahawks@Chiefs;Chiefs
Week 16;Commanders@49ers;49ers
Week 16;Eagles@Cowboys;Cowboys
Week 16;Raiders@Steelers;Raiders
Week 16;Packers@Dolphins;Packers
Week 16;Broncos@Rams;Rams
Week 16;Buccaneers@Cardinals;Buccaneers
Week 16;Chargers@Colts;Colts
Week 17;Cowboys@Titans;Titans
Week 17;Cardinals@Falcons;Cardinals
Week 17;Panthers@Buccaneers;Panthers
Week 17;Bears@Lions;Lions
Week 17;Browns@Commanders;Commanders
Week 17;Broncos@Chiefs;Broncos
Week 17;Colts@Giants;Colts
Week 17;Jaguars@Texans;Texans
Week 17;Dolphins@Patriots;Dolphins
Week 17;Saints@Eagles;Eagles
Week 17;Steelers@Ravens;Ravens
Week 17;Jets@Seahawks;Jets
Week 17;49ers@Raiders;Raiders
Week 17;Vikings@Packers;Packers
Week 17;Rams@Chargers;Rams
Week 17;Bills@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Cardinals@49ers;49ers
Week 18;Ravens@Bengals;Bengals
Week 18;Panthers@Saints;Saints
Week 18;Browns@Steelers;Browns
Week 18;Cowboys@Commanders;Commanders
Week 18;Lions@Packers;Lions
Week 18;Texans@Colts;Colts
Week 18;Chiefs@Raiders;Chiefs
Week 18;Chargers@Broncos;Broncos
Week 18;Rams@Seahawks;Rams
Week 18;Vikings@Bears;Vikings
Week 18;Patriots@Bills;Bills
Week 18;Giants@Eagles;Giants
Week 18;Jets@Dolphins;Jets
Week 18;Buccaneers@Falcons;Falcons
Week 18;Titans@Jaguars;Titans
Which gender pronoun should I use to refer to you?;Male,Female, or Neutral;Male

Welp, this is model of weighted randomization of game results. I’m not expecting much. It originally picked the Jets to beat the Ravens in week one and I told it to go back and churn more numbers until I get better results. I think it hates me.

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Welpcome back to 9th year player, IPD (1175-881-8 57.1%). His favorite team is the Ravens. The Panthers, though horrible, manage four wins.

IPD’s Predicted Standings:

AFC East
Dolphins   11  6
Bills      10  7
Jets        6 11
Patriots    6 11

AFC North
Ravens     13  4
Browns     10  7
Bengals     9  8
Steelers    7 10

AFC South
Colts      12  5
Titans     11  6
Jaguars     6 11
Texans      5 12

AFC West
Chiefs     11  6
Chargers    9  8
Broncos     8  9
Raiders     5 12
NFC East
Cowboys    10  7
Giants     10  7
Eagles      8  9
Commanders  5 12

NFC North
Lions      12  5
Bears       9  8
Vikings     9  8
Packers     6 11

NFC South
Saints     10  7
Buccaneers  7 10
Falcons     6 11
Panthers    4 13

NFC West
Rams       12  5
49ers      10  7
Cardinals  10  7
Seahawks    5 12

Nice. That gets us up to an even 20 players. I can still alt i c in my spreadsheet if anyone else wants to join…you’ve still got about an hour.