[faux outrage]If you had read the rules I wouldn’t have to explain it to you[/fo]
[pho outrage]The Vietnamese soup dish consisting of broth, rice noodles, herbs, and beef that I had for dinner was horrible.[/po]
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Just curious if these got noticed, because I didn’t see a “noted”.
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Serenity Now.
Noted^2 & the New Ulm Journal regrets the error.
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what rules?
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Touché
If you play the cornet for Tuba Skinny I’d say, “To Shaye”
Here are the results for week 7:
No. Player 10 Vorian_Atreides 12-2 3 Mountainhawk 9-5 4 OutdoormanNowActuary 9-5 98 zAll Home Teams 9-5 1 UltimateAnyone 8-6 2 Funemployed 8-6 5 PatientZombie 8-6 6 Grizz 8-6 7 A695814 8-6 11 Carrie’s Carebears 8-6 17 SteveWhite 8-6 19 Jahiegel 8-6 20 IPD 8-6 99 zConsensus 8-6 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 7-7 9 Kid_Rock 7-7 14 3rookie 7-7 16 twig93 7-7 13 ldancer911 6-8 15 TheArbitrary 6-8 18 JudgeSmails 6-8 12 redearedslider 5-9
Congratulations to @Vorian_Atreides for a commanding win in Week 7 and its award, Jables’ Home Field Advantage: For one week’s picks, you may add three points to all of your Away teams or one point to all of your Home teams. The default will be to add three points to all of your Away teams in Week 18. You may reject this default by declaring your intentions on how to use the award before kickoff of TNF.
Additionally, you have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.
Additionally, @redearedslider, being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 8 game.
This week…
@UltimateAnyone & @Mountainhawk used a COFP to change their Steelers pick to the Dolphins 
@Mountainhawk & @OutdoormanNowActuary used a COFP to change their Jaguars pick to the Giants
@SteveWhite used a COFP award to change his 49ers pick to the Chiefs
Here are the overall results after week 7:
Place No. Player 1 4 OutdoormanNowActuary 69-38-1 64.35% 2 6 Grizz 67-40-1 62.50% 3 3 Mountainhawk 64-43-1 59.72% 4 99 zConsensus 64-43-1 59.72% 5 2 Funemployed 63-44-1 58.80% 6 11 Carrie’s Carebears 63-44-1 58.80% 7 16 twig93 63-44-1 58.80% 8 5 PatientZombie 62-45-1 57.87% 9 7 A695814 62-45-1 57.87% 10 10 Vorian_Atreides 61-46-1 56.94% 11 18 JudgeSmails 61-46-1 56.94% 12 9 Kid_Rock 60-47-1 56.02% 13 17 SteveWhite 60-47-1 56.02% 14 1 UltimateAnyone 59-48-1 55.09% 15 13 ldancer911 59-48-1 55.09% 16 19 Jahiegel 59-48-1 55.09% 17 8 Ezekial_Cumberland 58-49-1 54.17% 18 12 redearedslider 58-49-1 54.17% 19 98 zAll Home Teams 58-49-1 54.17% 20 15 TheArbitrary 57-50-1 53.24% 21 14 3rookie 56-51-1 52.31% 22 20 IPD 56-51-1 52.31%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players (qa version)
All Time Standings - Current Year Players
| player | wins | losses | ties | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PatientZombie | 2122 | 1380 | 13 | 0.61 |
| TheArbitrary | 2119 | 1378 | 13 | 0.61 |
| Kid_Rock | 2084 | 1417 | 12 | 0.59 |
| Ezekial_Cumberland | 1924 | 1320 | 11 | 0.59 |
| Funemployed | 1809 | 1183 | 12 | 0.60 |
| ldancer911 | 1680 | 1308 | 12 | 0.56 |
| A695814 | 1591 | 1145 | 11 | 0.58 |
| UltimateAnyone | 1569 | 1164 | 11 | 0.57 |
| Mountainhawk | 1261 | 971 | 5 | 0.56 |
| IPD | 1231 | 989 | 9 | 0.55 |
| Carrie’s Carebears | 1142 | 830 | 8 | 0.58 |
| 3rookie | 1115 | 850 | 8 | 0.57 |
| Vorian_Atreides | 1036 | 933 | 9 | 0.53 |
| Jahiegel | 893 | 565 | 6 | 0.61 |
| redearedslider | 815 | 640 | 8 | 0.56 |
| twig93 | 663 | 544 | 5 | 0.55 |
| JudgeSmails | 233 | 207 | 2 | 0.53 |
| Grizz | 227 | 219 | 2 | 0.51 |
| OutdoormanNowActuary | 226 | 222 | 2 | 0.50 |
| SteveWhite | 60 | 108 | 1 | 0.36 |
Um… the Chiefs won the game?
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10-5 so far.
16 to go.
You’re looking at it upside down.
Oh, I see it now!
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“All Time Standings - Current Year Players (qa version)”
qa? doesn’t mean quality assurance
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New strategy this year is killing me. Heading toward the basement fast.
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COFP Week 8: Change Steelers to Eagles
COFP: Cards to Vikes
Since I got the award as a VALSA, I thought the objective was to use it toward second award.
I reject the default
violently and vehemently
I would like to apply the award to my Week 12 Away picks.
And if my intern kept track correctly, I have 2 COFP to use.
Words I did not expect to utter this season.
Please use one of my COFP to change my week 8 pick of the Patriots to the Jets.
(I think this leaves me with 1.)
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:squintyeyes: uh oh…did the intern screw up again?
My question is whether I can really change Broncos to Jags and Pats to Jets. Both seem ridiculous to be banking on Jags and Jets. Ugh
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It pains me that I picked my Seahawks to win 5 and Denver to win 11. Jets and Giants at 2 still seems reasonable though they have killed me.