What'd you like Facebook to be named?

Facebook’s name is changing. So what should it be called?

From an Article:
[Facebook, the social media company that’s been a massive part of our lives for the last decade or so, might not be called Facebook anymore. The change may happen as soon as next week.

The news comes from The Verge, which quotes a source with direct knowledge of the matter. According to the report, CEO Mark Zuckerberg will talk about the name change at Facebook’s Connect conference, scheduled for Oct. 28, but the announcement could happen sooner than that.]

So, same as Google becoming Alphabet? I’m sure they’re gonna keep the fb name for the app

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  • Anti-encyclopedia
  • Anti-wiki
  • Teh Menu
  • Whatisfordinner?
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Deisa

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I think they’ll just ad “The” to itself.

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So Facebook = Soup?

Kelpie or Witiko

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Social Disease

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Perfect. All of the main social media platforms are social diseases.

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Suckerberg

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FacePlace

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I would also like to see the name changed to either Koprana or Kal (which might be more appropriate since it would be in Russian, which is more the native language for the company right now).

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Disinformation Station

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Faceplant
Failbook

TheGoodPlace

Face-y McFaceFace

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Booky McBookFace

WasteOfTime

BitchAndMoanCentral

UselessShitDaily

LookAtMyKidsAndPetsAndMe

WeShareYourData

WeAndGoogleOwnYou

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In Mother Russia Book Faces You

My Butt

That would make for some interesting news articles. “Today My Butt announced that they will be cracking down on misinformation.”

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