We need Batman

The cicadas are everywhere! We need Batman.

There’s an annual version??? WTF, Mother Nature??? :man_facepalming:

Do we need a left-handed batman, or a right-handed batman?

Question inspired by my having just encountered the current XKCD:

I can hear them literally right now, outside my office. I’ve never known a summer that didn’t have them, and never pass up the opportunity to stick a freshly molted husk on my kids’ shirts when they’re not looking.