Not in Sports section, but here, because
Bud Light!
This is bound to confuse a lot of MMA fans.
Does this make me want to watch UFC and/or drink Bud Light? No it doesn’t.
I will watch with a popcorn emoji what will happen everywhere else.
Feel free to post links of “fuck your feelings” people getting their feelings in a bunch.
Apparently Taylor Swift’s boyfriend drinks Bud Light. People seem upset about that.
I do not!!
(But don’t tell anyone.)
We were just talking this morning at work about the only thing Taylor can do to go up from dating an NFL player is to date an actuary. Think of the exposure for the profession!
I’m surprised she hasn’t landed a billionaire by now. No need for her to go out with limited-lifetime income athletes, singers, and actors.
She’s only dating a football player bc she hasn’t broken up with one yet for a song 
Nice thread drift (Taylor’s version).