Ticket recursion

I called help desk and then they told me to file a ticket but then I was denied access to the ticket website. Then I thought maybe I should file a ticket for that too but then again I can’t so I called help desk and they told me to file a ticket.

What do

pretty sure one of Kafka’s burned lost works was called The Ticket

Have someone with proper access file the ticket for you. Your boss maybe?

make sure to voice it in your employee opinion survey

I declare a ticket!

I think you have to go through Ticketmaster, unfortunately. I’m told they have a monopoly on tickets.


Is it too early for Happy Hour???

Michael, that is not how it works.

that’s why I like the IT dept being on the same floor as my dept. I just walk over to their cubes and throw paper clips at them