My gf and I went to the Asian/Halal grocery store to get some dim sum. Being the generous, soowahv and deboner fella that I am, I drop $5 into the tip jar. The cashier thanked me AAAAAAND she brought the other lady over to thank me as well. 
If my gf wasn’t standing next to me, the ladies may have invited me in the back to sample other exotic Asian delicacies, IYKWIM. 
And I always take care of my Pisano’s . So here is a little something…
Biked to a bakery in the next town over for breakfast this morning b/c they have perhaps the best coffee in the area. Barista said “Hey, I remember you! I like your shirt” when I walked in.
We went to the fish & chips place to get supper. The lady behind the counter was listing off the specials when the smewth, soowahv, deboner and sophistimicated Diamond Jim Breddie ordered the big family halibut special!! That’s right, darlin’, don’t you worry your pretty little head because Daddy is gonna drop some coin on you!! We got a couple of extra pieces of fish toooooo!!! 
Echo will be right there.
She knows I also have cheese AAAAAND smoked salmon!!!
@Echo : Hooz a gud gurl??? R U gud gurl??? OF COURSE U R!!!
My neighbour just brought over 2 big cucumbers from her garden: one is straight, the other one has a 90 degree curve!!!. 
90 degrees up or 90 degrees down.
Up, down, sideways, round 'n round - whatever it takes to get the job done!!!
Some GoAer put up a picture of a quilt: OMG, OMG, OMG, I can see knees and possbily AN ANKLE!!! 
Ankles, you say?
If you have a curve with a bump in your cucumber…
Needs a verb. Mebbe a very special verb… 
Peyronie’s cucumber?
Client meeting this morning, Client said he was so sorry that Owner had died, but he was really happy that I was still working there because I do such a good job for him. He emphasized the “really”.
Of course RHM had already pointed out (as he always does) that Client is both rich and single.
Group of three women asked me to take a picture of them in the surf. One of them asked if I wanted them to send me a copy of the pic…(I’m sure my wife would have loved that)
Maybe if you took a selfie with the three of them you could justify them sending you the picture.
Did you get a deep, passionate handshake toooooooo???
